What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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| 1855. | the game (arcane_) | 73.33 | 97% | 2018-11-12 |
| 1856. | hyeonk (hyeonk) | 73.30 | 96% | 2020-04-18 |
| 1857. | Conner (connerfitz) | 73.29 | 95% | 2019-10-03 |
| 1858. | Denny (shizkr) | 73.28 | 98% | 2020-04-01 |
| 1859. | Janis (vigilante434) | 73.22 | 98% | 2018-11-09 |
| 1860. | william (willjorey) | 73.21 | 97% | 2018-09-27 |
| 1861. | William (lightlessfade) | 73.19 | 95% | 2020-07-24 |
| 1862. | Clay (terracottakid) | 73.17 | 97% | 2019-04-23 |
| 1863. | illiterate.. (degenfakeout) | 73.15 | 97% | 2019-04-29 |
| 1864. | W (wesleybacon) | 73.14 | 96% | 2020-03-12 |
| 1865. | Ethan (chorb) | 73.13 | 97% | 2018-01-31 |
| 1866. | Hieu (txhieu) | 73.09 | 98% | 2019-07-17 |
| 1867. | ShockBaaz (shockbass) | 73.09 | 95% | 2019-03-17 |
| 1868. | Chatham (cala95) | 73.09 | 96% | 2020-07-26 |
| 1869. | tipper (tipperjones) | 73.05 | 97% | 2019-03-16 |
| 1870. | Daniel (tzzti) | 73.04 | 97% | 2020-01-10 |
| 1871. | Bonzai (bonnierunner21) | 73.03 | 96% | 2018-12-30 |
| 1872. | tsuki (zytieck) | 72.96 | 96% | 2020-08-12 |
| 1873. | MemeDude (memegod01) | 72.93 | 96% | 2019-04-05 |
| 1874. | Charvin (archavint) | 72.91 | 97% | 2018-04-19 |
| 1875. | max (daskull) | 72.90 | 97% | 2019-03-28 |
| 1876. | Jonathan (jonathan__) | 72.89 | 96% | 2020-03-26 |
| 1877. | maxwell (coffeelk) | 72.87 | 97% | 2020-07-04 |
| 1878. | world cult (lilbabygoat) | 72.87 | 96% | 2018-02-14 |
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