The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16495. | Manne (epicblueberry) | 77.37 | 94% | 2016-09-05 |
| 16496. | Pro Thrower (brntshake) | 77.37 | 96% | 2021-04-10 |
| 16497. | zhata1234 (zhata) | 77.37 | 95% | 2021-11-29 |
| 16498. | Frank (frankven) | 77.37 | 96% | 2011-07-15 |
| 16499. | Mo (colonelm0) | 77.37 | 91% | 2016-01-08 |
| 16500. | Huỳnh Quang Thái (holdth... | 77.37 | 97% | 2012-07-06 |
| 16501. | Abhishek (abhishek_07) | 77.36 | 97% | 2022-07-12 |
| 16502. | Olexiy (lexk) | 77.36 | 97% | 2023-06-30 |
| 16503. | Soda (itsoda) | 77.36 | 97% | 2022-12-15 |
| 16504. | Girl (piemaniac) | 77.36 | 95% | 2021-12-03 |
| 16505. | Birdo (killersiete) | 77.36 | 96% | 2020-04-09 |
| 16506. | 체리키 (typeracerkor) | 77.36 | — | 2011-02-07 |
| 16507. | (Sathesh) (sathesh@ymail.com) | 77.36 | 99% | 2014-04-21 |
| 16508. | Roshan (roshan_satare) | 77.36 | 99% | 2022-05-04 |
| 16509. | Iro (iroijdik) | 77.36 | 97% | 2015-03-09 |
| 16510. | Chen (corrupt003) | 77.36 | — | 2009-06-12 |
| 16511. | Pontus (bondi) | 77.35 | 92% | 2012-10-17 |
| 16512. | Used Notebook (invis_lurker) | 77.35 | 95% | 2022-10-28 |
| 16513. | Federick (bonixouk) | 77.35 | 94% | 2014-08-28 |
| 16514. | BaltazarSponge (aretu) | 77.35 | 97% | 2018-06-25 |
| 16515. | endless (dm475) | 77.34 | 96% | 2022-02-01 |
| 16516. | DiroDoku (dirodoku) | 77.33 | 98% | 2018-11-24 |
| 16517. | Chaglar (cypriotboi) | 77.33 | 98% | 2014-03-01 |
| 16518. | Rahmat (indopr0) | 77.33 | 97% | 2014-11-25 |
| 16519. | p2nis (kys519) | 77.33 | — | 2010-03-31 |
| 16520. | Lauren (unelunebleu) | 77.33 | 95% | 2015-04-27 |
| 16521. | Daniel (oksshammy) | 77.33 | 98% | 2018-02-22 |
| 16522. | Antriksh (antrikshy) | 77.32 | 90% | 2016-06-15 |
| 16523. | EggRice (theminecube) | 77.32 | 86% | 2016-01-18 |
| 16524. | Ramseus (master_r) | 77.32 | 96% | 2021-10-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |