So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16512. | FreeHongKong (aquaficial) | 73.84 | 97% | 2013-02-28 |
| 16513. | Re4per (light_exe) | 73.83 | 95% | 2022-04-16 |
| 16514. | Bob (fearlessreality) | 73.83 | 95% | 2016-10-31 |
| 16515. | gr9 (reloj) | 73.83 | 94% | 2017-02-08 |
| 16516. | Justin (hwangster) | 73.83 | — | 2010-12-16 |
| 16517. | Stallion (stallion2014) | 73.83 | 90% | 2015-03-29 |
| 16518. | krishtalysis (krishtalysis) | 73.83 | 90% | 2015-05-13 |
| 16519. | Athan (athan29) | 73.83 | 94% | 2014-09-04 |
| 16520. | Brittany (1crazynubian) | 73.83 | — | 2009-07-30 |
| 16521. | Jeff (jep287) | 73.81 | 97% | 2020-04-18 |
| 16522. | Vaighn (vaighn) | 73.81 | 96% | 2013-06-26 |
| 16523. | Drippy (lookitsdrip) | 73.81 | 96% | 2022-10-03 |
| 16524. | Josh (49292048458) | 73.81 | 96% | 2022-01-05 |
| 16525. | Mustafa (musthelegend) | 73.81 | 95% | 2021-01-02 |
| 16526. | Tim (timlara) | 73.81 | 92% | 2011-08-03 |
| 16527. | Jayson (shenjuki) | 73.81 | 91% | 2013-04-28 |
| 16528. | PixelFog (pixelfog) | 73.80 | 95% | 2021-04-27 |
| 16529. | The (thesleepyhead) | 73.80 | 95% | 2014-09-28 |
| 16530. | Justine (jedkarl) | 73.80 | — | 2009-11-05 |
| 16531. | Jenn (typingfreak) | 73.80 | 94% | 2011-09-20 |
| 16532. | bonboy (bonboy) | 73.80 | 98% | 2016-03-17 |
| 16533. | vikas (lathervikas) | 73.79 | 98% | 2023-05-24 |
| 16534. | Guest (hjkl0) | 73.79 | 96% | 2015-08-24 |
| 16535. | Sunny (ssg009) | 73.79 | — | 2009-01-12 |
| 16536. | Stephen (steviebeans) | 73.79 | 94% | 2017-06-23 |
| 16537. | lolness1121 (andrewyu1121) | 73.78 | 96.4% | 2023-06-04 |
| 16538. | Sparkils (sparkils) | 73.78 | 97% | 2021-10-06 |
| 16539. | Lucca (9fingersonly) | 73.78 | 95% | 2020-11-30 |
| 16540. | olivia (livliv) | 73.77 | 96% | 2020-04-16 |
| 16541. | SirSAR (sir_sar_16) | 73.77 | 97% | 2023-10-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |