So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34204. | batbayar (winnerb43) | 44.45 | 95% | 2016-09-20 |
| 34205. | Meh (mehplusrawr) | 44.45 | 96% | 2013-01-17 |
| 34206. | Glenn (glenn2700) | 44.44 | 91% | 2011-07-31 |
| 34207. | Thomas (stwiltz) | 44.44 | 90% | 2011-10-26 |
| 34208. | LALIT (lalitsam) | 44.44 | 90% | 2016-09-13 |
| 34209. | Ali (lasthunter69) | 44.43 | 92% | 2021-07-04 |
| 34210. | Manh (manhlapvo) | 44.43 | 91% | 2013-03-16 |
| 34211. | vHan (shincatsu) | 44.43 | 90% | 2012-08-13 |
| 34212. | kazan189 (kazan189) | 44.43 | — | 2010-08-07 |
| 34213. | Dennis (dennis30) | 44.43 | 94% | 2016-03-28 |
| 34214. | Aakrit (new_keyboard_1) | 44.42 | 93% | 2023-03-30 |
| 34215. | AAKASH (aakashkjee) | 44.42 | 97% | 2020-01-11 |
| 34216. | cyrus (cyr_us) | 44.42 | 97% | 2022-06-08 |
| 34217. | Kornel (valnaras) | 44.42 | 91% | 2015-08-18 |
| 34218. | Kuat (kuat_abylkassymov) | 44.42 | 92% | 2017-04-12 |
| 34219. | mint (mint) | 44.42 | — | 2009-01-11 |
| 34220. | Pankaj (pankajjha) | 44.41 | 90% | 2013-01-29 |
| 34221. | Michael (alphastrategy) | 44.41 | 87% | 2017-02-15 |
| 34222. | Puppen (puppen2022) | 44.41 | 93% | 2023-04-29 |
| 34223. | howtoleg (howtoleg) | 44.41 | 95% | 2021-02-01 |
| 34224. | Bonacci (bonaldi) | 44.41 | 81% | 2016-04-24 |
| 34225. | Swastika (swastikarki23) | 44.41 | 97% | 2016-02-15 |
| 34226. | Kuldipsinh Gohil (kdeee) | 44.40 | 94% | 2023-06-13 |
| 34227. | Nechmo (nechmo111) | 44.40 | 95% | 2021-08-03 |
| 34228. | jpacs (soypacs) | 44.40 | 97% | 2011-05-21 |
| 34229. | qubeer (qubeer) | 44.40 | 94% | 2013-05-23 |
| 34230. | adam (eatthatpussy443) | 44.39 | 95% | 2022-09-01 |
| 34231. | Raju (raju7) | 44.39 | 96% | 2012-06-26 |
| 34232. | Jochen (flasche_pommes_frites) | 44.38 | 96.2% | 2023-07-12 |
| 34233. | Free 🍉🍉 (abdoali) | 44.38 | 94% | 2022-07-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |