So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15122. | burger (jill1522) | 76.08 | 97% | 2015-12-10 |
| 15123. | Red lights (blazemkwii) | 76.08 | 98% | 2014-12-20 |
| 15124. | Basherte (basherte) | 76.08 | 93% | 2012-09-21 |
| 15125. | 🛞 (otomo) | 76.07 | — | 2010-07-06 |
| 15126. | Facundo (facundof13) | 76.07 | 90% | 2012-02-13 |
| 15127. | Christian (breeboy) | 76.07 | 96% | 2021-02-10 |
| 15128. | Jason (jasjelly14) | 76.07 | 91% | 2013-11-18 |
| 15129. | Adrian (zack491) | 76.07 | 97% | 2015-06-27 |
| 15130. | happy eid greetings mehvish... | 76.07 | — | 2010-10-13 |
| 15131. | Deron (derontypistpianoplayer) | 76.07 | 95% | 2011-09-11 |
| 15132. | Chatham (cala95) | 76.06 | 98% | 2020-08-02 |
| 15133. | mike1808 (mike1808) | 76.06 | 91% | 2016-02-11 |
| 15134. | Alexander (jopler) | 76.06 | 99% | 2020-03-08 |
| 15135. | Ethan (freeeeese) | 76.06 | 92% | 2017-04-05 |
| 15136. | Kevin (baeyoona) | 76.06 | 90% | 2015-11-14 |
| 15137. | Aaron (cocotato) | 76.06 | 94% | 2016-05-02 |
| 15138. | Melissa (mmuiz001) | 76.05 | 98% | 2018-07-06 |
| 15139. | Nahuatl_19650 (asanch5169) | 76.05 | 91% | 2017-02-14 |
| 15140. | Benny (quads) | 76.05 | 95.4% | 2021-02-28 |
| 15141. | Ali (amizan8653) | 76.05 | 96% | 2021-06-16 |
| 15142. | Lobster🦞 (itisu127) | 76.05 | 96.2% | 2023-10-15 |
| 15143. | Gray (ryodansai) | 76.05 | — | 2011-04-28 |
| 15144. | 3rd Place (bomtombadil) | 76.05 | 98% | 2014-06-23 |
| 15145. | jimmy (phong_nguyen296) | 76.05 | — | 2011-01-21 |
| 15146. | Shoe (shoebox004) | 76.04 | 96% | 2021-12-12 |
| 15147. | MDWizard (mdwizard) | 76.04 | 98% | 2022-12-17 |
| 15148. | Chelsea (tippitytypitty) | 76.04 | 96% | 2019-10-22 |
| 15149. | ICKOStreet (ickostreet) | 76.04 | 94% | 2020-04-02 |
| 15150. | Plez (plez) | 76.04 | 92% | 2015-04-11 |
| 15151. | HeYLmeGN (sergei1152) | 76.04 | 91% | 2016-09-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |