And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1257. | (endeavourer) | 133.96 | 97% | 2013-01-22 |
| 1258. | (chaoslas) | 133.96 | 98% | 2013-07-29 |
| 1259. | (anonymousboy321) | 133.93 | 99% | 2021-09-25 |
| 1260. | themaniax.com (kido2976) | 133.93 | 99% | 2020-01-06 |
| 1261. | (professionalism) | 133.93 | 98% | 2015-12-30 |
| 1262. | (lightningman7) | 133.93 | 95% | 2013-07-22 |
| 1263. | (chrysmere) | 133.92 | — | 2009-11-06 |
| 1264. | (adpuppet) | 133.91 | — | 2009-08-13 |
| 1265. | Brian (darebird) | 133.89 | 98% | 2015-02-12 |
| 1266. | (kpb421) | 133.86 | 99% | 2011-11-24 |
| 1267. | (ntouiqtrn) | 133.85 | 98% | 2020-12-13 |
| 1268. | (unfunf) | 133.84 | — | 2010-05-11 |
| 1269. | (jellybee) | 133.84 | 97% | 2016-07-12 |
| 1270. | (swizzpk) | 133.83 | 98% | 2013-07-17 |
| 1271. | (bridgegirl) | 133.82 | — | 2009-02-06 |
| 1272. | David (hybridlikesrice) | 133.79 | 99% | 2021-04-11 |
| 1273. | Wimawa (bomiis) | 133.77 | 99.7% | 2023-09-24 |
| 1274. | (kumidaiko) | 133.77 | 97% | 2014-01-21 |
| 1275. | (feelinspiffy) | 133.76 | 98% | 2023-06-14 |
| 1276. | i quit every game (pboozin) | 133.76 | 98% | 2023-01-07 |
| 1277. | Paulie (pauliegohome) | 133.76 | 95% | 2015-11-26 |
| 1278. | (floofyaltaria) | 133.75 | 99% | 2021-08-25 |
| 1279. | (kalki) | 133.75 | 98% | 2013-11-16 |
| 1280. | (habbobabbo) | 133.72 | 99% | 2020-02-08 |
| 1281. | Swift (heyswifty) | 133.72 | 99% | 2023-02-18 |
| 1282. | Dan! (◕‿◕✿) (danilo... | 133.70 | 95% | 2012-04-09 |
| 1283. | telorbuzzu (telorbusu) | 133.70 | 98% | 2019-11-09 |
| 1284. | marsh (yepeyi) | 133.69 | 98% | 2023-05-15 |
| 1285. | (kristinchs) | 133.67 | 97% | 2011-06-03 |
| 1286. | (jumpsh0t) | 133.66 | 99% | 2013-10-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |