The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15792. | prophet muhammad (fucboi) | 78.57 | 92% | 2016-05-13 |
| 15793. | fantomeblack (fantomeblack) | 78.57 | 91% | 2016-01-09 |
| 15794. | Nicolas (nicolastran) | 78.57 | 96% | 2012-09-02 |
| 15795. | John (th3w4v3) | 78.57 | 94% | 2016-07-28 |
| 15796. | anjal (anjal23) | 78.56 | 97% | 2021-06-24 |
| 15797. | Mark (markstone_141) | 78.56 | 98.5% | 2021-02-11 |
| 15798. | Ren (yozj) | 78.56 | 91% | 2017-02-27 |
| 15799. | Ryan (homelessdinosaur) | 78.56 | 98% | 2019-06-13 |
| 15800. | Avash (avasz) | 78.55 | 96% | 2013-07-08 |
| 15801. | Michael (nevenit) | 78.55 | 97% | 2023-06-11 |
| 15802. | Bread (heftybread) | 78.55 | 99% | 2022-02-21 |
| 15803. | Giovanni (itsalcantara) | 78.55 | 96% | 2012-12-31 |
| 15804. | lightning (lightning_knight) | 78.54 | 94% | 2023-03-18 |
| 15805. | fastfingas (rocketmanfingas) | 78.54 | 97% | 2021-05-20 |
| 15806. | wabdeali (wabdeali) | 78.54 | 96% | 2021-01-11 |
| 15807. | shoib (roban) | 78.54 | 96% | 2016-09-02 |
| 15808. | Lee (bolttyper) | 78.53 | 90% | 2011-06-04 |
| 15809. | Slow_AF (flaming_gladius) | 78.53 | 97.5% | 2023-08-10 |
| 15810. | DefyingTheOdds (brianwood16) | 78.53 | 99% | 2013-03-04 |
| 15811. | Vahe (vaheg) | 78.53 | 94% | 2011-11-27 |
| 15812. | Sia (siadymensia) | 78.53 | 98% | 2019-07-28 |
| 15813. | Jon (paintwalls) | 78.53 | 98% | 2015-03-15 |
| 15814. | AMY (amy123) | 78.53 | 95% | 2012-09-10 |
| 15815. | Robert Smart (robtheslob7856) | 78.52 | 98% | 2022-11-03 |
| 15816. | Jason (tevex) | 78.52 | 94% | 2014-02-20 |
| 15817. | hashed (hashed) | 78.52 | 94% | 2016-02-24 |
| 15818. | D (d_4biden1) | 78.52 | 98% | 2019-05-15 |
| 15819. | lana (lanalynn) | 78.52 | 92% | 2014-06-12 |
| 15820. | Charles (cpbh16) | 78.52 | 92% | 2013-06-11 |
| 15821. | Robert (ventril) | 78.51 | 96% | 2018-10-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |