I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4636. | PogChamp (lolenigmanew) | 107.59 | 96% | 2018-02-13 |
| 4637. | Sam (elementroar) | 107.59 | 99% | 2018-04-16 |
| 4638. | Brew (brewtime) | 107.58 | 99% | 2021-09-27 |
| 4639. | a (yungskrunt) | 107.58 | 98.2% | 2023-08-20 |
| 4640. | Geo (godex) | 107.58 | 100% | 2022-10-23 |
| 4641. | haniel monki (ivious) | 107.57 | 97.6% | 2024-06-15 |
| 4642. | Nick (npfontan) | 107.57 | 98% | 2020-02-21 |
| 4643. | Brendan (breid) | 107.56 | 98% | 2017-07-12 |
| 4644. | Human (ihuman) | 107.56 | 98% | 2023-05-18 |
| 4645. | Gaga (gagacum) | 107.56 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
| 4646. | Tasriek (seanpaolo_22) | 107.55 | 96% | 2023-03-19 |
| 4647. | Fxh7+ (bossrubik) | 107.55 | 99% | 2022-08-17 |
| 4648. | Darth Plagueis (aw_3) | 107.55 | 98% | 2017-06-19 |
| 4649. | SlowestInternetHere (theslo... | 107.55 | 100% | 2017-06-02 |
| 4650. | akshat (akxs) | 107.53 | 99% | 2021-03-17 |
| 4651. | Radleigh (antiviro) | 107.53 | 99% | 2018-03-30 |
| 4652. | mosab (mosabreda53) | 107.51 | 99% | 2022-10-16 |
| 4653. | bool3max (bolemax_accuracy) | 107.51 | 99% | 2019-05-03 |
| 4654. | Singularity (prunthaban) | 107.50 | 98.8% | 2023-06-07 |
| 4655. | Eric (heeric) | 107.50 | 99% | 2021-02-06 |
| 4656. | Cisco (typer87) | 107.49 | 97.7% | 2025-01-26 |
| 4657. | FA KIN CUN (justwewe) | 107.49 | 97.6% | 2025-02-07 |
| 4658. | Mario (hober) | 107.49 | 97.7% | 2024-03-11 |
| 4659. | 🐼 (bobby76) | 107.49 | 99.4% | 2021-02-17 |
| 4660. | Quotheraven (nherne) | 107.49 | 98% | 2018-01-08 |
| 4661. | Johnny (glassharmonica) | 107.48 | 99% | 2021-05-07 |
| 4662. | Jordan (js_jordan) | 107.48 | 99% | 2023-01-30 |
| 4663. | Bob (octopus32) | 107.48 | 98% | 2021-12-10 |
| 4664. | jessels (jessels) | 107.46 | 98.2% | 2024-08-19 |
| 4665. | uzu (uzuiiske) | 107.46 | 97% | 2022-03-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |