See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14258. | Halo (halo1) | 67.61 | 97% | 2019-12-30 |
| 14259. | Toryn (lubedgateronyellows) | 67.60 | 96.2% | 2021-01-29 |
| 14260. | K (tmkbruh) | 67.59 | 96% | 2021-06-13 |
| 14261. | Tys0100 (tys0100) | 67.59 | 96% | 2023-02-03 |
| 14262. | Glenn (shroom_slice) | 67.58 | 96% | 2021-12-27 |
| 14263. | Sondr (pngstr) | 67.58 | 97% | 2021-01-24 |
| 14264. | Ewald (dlallama) | 67.57 | 96% | 2025-06-09 |
| 14265. | Henry (flexion) | 67.57 | 97% | 2021-04-18 |
| 14266. | Rabi (rabiulislam9) | 67.57 | 98.1% | 2023-05-16 |
| 14267. | Schpuunk (schpuunk) | 67.57 | 98% | 2023-04-04 |
| 14268. | michael2747 (mekee23) | 67.56 | 96% | 2024-07-14 |
| 14269. | Piotr (codemate) | 67.56 | 97.3% | 2023-06-26 |
| 14270. | brody (brodyb2003) | 67.56 | 96.9% | 2021-02-16 |
| 14271. | teja (teja_rv) | 67.55 | 98% | 2020-01-16 |
| 14272. | Mensa (mensamember) | 67.55 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
| 14273. | Tianchang (tcliao) | 67.55 | 97% | 2020-08-02 |
| 14274. | xRoshx (roshdip) | 67.54 | 97% | 2022-01-26 |
| 14275. | Bog (bogleesh) | 67.54 | 96% | 2019-05-21 |
| 14276. | Pere_Gil (pere_gil) | 67.54 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
| 14277. | terrible (juul_pods) | 67.54 | 95% | 2020-09-01 |
| 14278. | gwistler (gwistler) | 67.54 | 98% | 2020-02-26 |
| 14279. | ryan (ch65ko) | 67.54 | 98% | 2020-10-25 |
| 14280. | Kuba (hackplack) | 67.53 | 95% | 2020-12-16 |
| 14281. | Ethan (kwondom) | 67.53 | 96% | 2020-10-28 |
| 14282. | c0in (c0in) | 67.52 | 96% | 2023-01-13 |
| 14283. | Ann (annjenbee) | 67.52 | 96% | 2022-05-17 |
| 14284. | Devlows (devlowork) | 67.52 | 96% | 2022-01-22 |
| 14285. | Shreyas (shreyas_jani) | 67.52 | 95% | 2021-09-12 |
| 14286. | Kunkka (kunkkaa) | 67.52 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
| 14287. | Khal (kh411d) | 67.51 | 96% | 2022-10-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |