Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3543. | Ev (evturn) | 72.49 | 97% | 2018-06-29 |
| 3544. | henzobenzo (henjac99a) | 72.46 | 97% | 2018-09-20 |
| 3545. | L (eruroraito) | 72.46 | 95% | 2018-11-26 |
| 3546. | Jake (ajek) | 72.46 | 96% | 2017-11-29 |
| 3547. | Rasmus (maziger) | 72.45 | 96% | 2020-11-27 |
| 3548. | David (klokigamer) | 72.45 | 97% | 2020-09-14 |
| 3549. | Breen (gajuwakaghajini) | 72.45 | 96% | 2017-10-18 |
| 3550. | Ollie (olijf) | 72.44 | 98% | 2020-02-02 |
| 3551. | extoplasm (iwantselfdie) | 72.44 | 96% | 2020-12-06 |
| 3552. | Bruno (bm_bruno) | 72.44 | 96% | 2019-11-27 |
| 3553. | Mazuki (mazukikayazaki) | 72.43 | 96% | 2019-08-13 |
| 3554. | 键盘毁灭者 (something_... | 72.43 | 98% | 2020-08-09 |
| 3555. | Koolie (theslowesttypereva) | 72.42 | 94% | 2019-06-10 |
| 3556. | Ricel (ricel) | 72.41 | 95% | 2018-12-06 |
| 3557. | Reese (reesezpiecez) | 72.39 | 96% | 2018-12-10 |
| 3558. | Susie (foxxbott) | 72.38 | 99% | 2018-09-06 |
| 3559. | Bog (bogleesh) | 72.37 | 96% | 2019-05-20 |
| 3560. | Mamaatje (mamaatje) | 72.36 | 95% | 2020-05-22 |
| 3561. | qiTsuk (qitsuk) | 72.36 | 96% | 2020-09-30 |
| 3562. | Sarthak (mystic7) | 72.36 | 95% | 2020-12-05 |
| 3563. | Kenneth (htoob) | 72.36 | 98% | 2018-05-25 |
| 3564. | Ryan (rvdeyo) | 72.35 | 96% | 2019-08-01 |
| 3565. | Mary (marho17) | 72.35 | 95% | 2019-07-10 |
| 3566. | Dalton (rytin) | 72.34 | 99% | 2018-09-17 |
| 3567. | Jerrylee Isaac (jerryleeisaac) | 72.34 | 96% | 2017-09-02 |
| 3568. | Eirik (chickenboomer) | 72.32 | 96% | 2020-12-10 |
| 3569. | luca (luc_vr_04) | 72.30 | 97% | 2020-03-11 |
| 3570. | Linus (cicada_3301) | 72.30 | 97% | 2018-12-22 |
| 3571. | Xingjian (simulated_anneal) | 72.29 | 95% | 2020-11-30 |
| 3572. | Raz (adashi) | 72.28 | 98% | 2018-12-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |