I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16388. | Guava (typernoob07) | 73.41 | 93.9% | 2023-07-05 |
| 16389. | Brianna (guesshui) | 73.41 | 98.8% | 2021-02-01 |
| 16390. | Tahsin (drevil13) | 73.40 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
| 16391. | Luis Melquiades (luismelqui... | 73.40 | 98% | 2017-07-17 |
| 16392. | jetsun (cloudwave) | 73.39 | 95% | 2019-12-31 |
| 16393. | Gabriel (pokerknight) | 73.39 | 95% | 2021-04-11 |
| 16394. | AcidSid009 (acidsid) | 73.39 | 96% | 2021-12-05 |
| 16395. | Mike (eat_mass) | 73.39 | 96% | 2018-09-24 |
| 16396. | Ruslan (rusbes) | 73.39 | 97% | 2018-05-21 |
| 16397. | Aaron (saltosaurusrex) | 73.39 | 96% | 2022-01-19 |
| 16398. | Null (nulldenominator) | 73.38 | 98.8% | 2021-02-04 |
| 16399. | (enqq) | 73.37 | 99% | 2022-11-14 |
| 16400. | Joseph (jpanco) | 73.37 | 96% | 2017-07-03 |
| 16401. | Coolgolf (coolgolf) | 73.35 | 95% | 2023-11-28 |
| 16402. | Niv (nivkapadia) | 73.35 | 95% | 2022-07-16 |
| 16403. | Vali (valibraimi) | 73.35 | 96% | 2021-06-25 |
| 16404. | Bog (bogleesh) | 73.34 | 97% | 2019-04-17 |
| 16405. | Nils (snils) | 73.34 | 94% | 2021-09-18 |
| 16406. | ⛈️ (xinan) | 73.34 | 91% | 2017-04-11 |
| 16407. | Anson (ansonso042802) | 73.33 | 98% | 2022-04-21 |
| 16408. | Daniel (zdaniel02_) | 73.33 | 95% | 2019-01-06 |
| 16409. | shadmehr (megacrocodile) | 73.33 | 96% | 2022-01-31 |
| 16410. | Gabriel (krawby) | 73.32 | 96% | 2017-07-18 |
| 16411. | Hector (hg088) | 73.32 | 97% | 2021-06-30 |
| 16412. | Ethan (ethann0910) | 73.32 | 98% | 2024-02-25 |
| 16413. | pio (dafinkanaf) | 73.32 | 93% | 2017-02-15 |
| 16414. | Asdam (asdamo) | 73.32 | 96% | 2019-07-27 |
| 16415. | Nicktsao10 (nicktsao_10) | 73.31 | 99% | 2025-01-07 |
| 16416. | lyndhurst (lyndhurst) | 73.31 | 97% | 2024-08-02 |
| 16417. | michael (mikeabawse) | 73.31 | 97% | 2022-02-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |