So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30348. | Brbrbr (brbrbr) | 52.45 | 96% | 2017-02-18 |
| 30349. | Maks (mmaksiu) | 52.45 | 94% | 2020-12-28 |
| 30350. | acronomis (acronomis) | 52.44 | — | 2009-12-24 |
| 30351. | ofmercan (ofmercan) | 52.44 | 92% | 2012-03-15 |
| 30352. | Rajendraprasad (raj87106) | 52.44 | 98% | 2022-01-13 |
| 30353. | TheintSandi (theint_sandi98) | 52.44 | 95% | 2023-07-03 |
| 30354. | Suleyman (monstiy) | 52.44 | 95% | 2023-09-12 |
| 30355. | gregos mavris (mavrideros) | 52.44 | 94% | 2022-05-06 |
| 30356. | Nisan (thevidya) | 52.43 | — | 2010-03-23 |
| 30357. | Attila (unexx) | 52.43 | 84% | 2016-01-14 |
| 30358. | ralap (ralap) | 52.43 | 95% | 2014-09-04 |
| 30359. | Trung (jackblk) | 52.43 | 97% | 2011-05-15 |
| 30360. | Char (madgirl) | 52.43 | — | 2008-09-14 |
| 30361. | nother (nother) | 52.43 | 98% | 2020-07-16 |
| 30362. | Oily (oilyoogway) | 52.43 | 96% | 2021-02-28 |
| 30363. | Collin (hvydrtysoul) | 52.43 | 96% | 2020-10-07 |
| 30364. | visaruth (chodd) | 52.42 | — | 2010-03-11 |
| 30365. | Rinalds (daimonds3) | 52.42 | 90% | 2014-06-30 |
| 30366. | ludwigg (froggg) | 52.42 | 95% | 2020-10-30 |
| 30367. | Thug (sakshyam_d_goat) | 52.42 | 94% | 2021-01-03 |
| 30368. | Boggercell (boggercell) | 52.42 | 95% | 2022-10-28 |
| 30369. | angelo (patuasic) | 52.42 | 89% | 2011-07-03 |
| 30370. | Tobias (tobiasleth) | 52.42 | 94% | 2018-03-13 |
| 30371. | WhiteAlien.com (whitealien_... | 52.42 | 99% | 2017-10-06 |
| 30372. | MbahLatip (paijolatip) | 52.41 | 92% | 2013-10-26 |
| 30373. | cat (fanyseuls) | 52.41 | 95% | 2023-01-09 |
| 30374. | Ingyou (ingsta) | 52.41 | — | 2009-03-25 |
| 30375. | Moiz (darkiee) | 52.40 | 94% | 2014-06-20 |
| 30376. | King (dykflint) | 52.40 | 89% | 2015-09-14 |
| 30377. | idontflinch (mistergold) | 52.40 | 94% | 2021-05-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |