The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 984. | kelvish (kelvish) | 127.05 | 99% | 2011-11-18 |
| 985. | Kasper (kaspervdpol) | 127.03 | 98% | 2019-10-07 |
| 986. | Pat (obamarama) | 127.02 | — | 2008-10-09 |
| 987. | Aldo (vxmagexv) | 126.99 | 97% | 2014-02-14 |
| 988. | Ed (ehew92) | 126.99 | — | 2011-03-07 |
| 989. | RESIST THE TEMPTATIONS OF Q... | 126.98 | 97% | 2022-06-07 |
| 990. | K (gochuupsuh) | 126.96 | 93% | 2013-07-30 |
| 991. | mayo (mayo_tp01) | 126.95 | 100% | 2021-05-09 |
| 992. | (cr0cka) | 126.95 | 98% | 2018-10-22 |
| 993. | jse (dragoncityjose) | 126.94 | 97.6% | 2023-08-14 |
| 994. | Catherine (jambalaya99) | 126.94 | — | 2008-12-10 |
| 995. | (asonetuh) | 126.93 | 99% | 2023-07-23 |
| 996. | Josh (shrekker) | 126.92 | 98% | 2013-08-24 |
| 997. | Qin (qinlixing) | 126.90 | 97% | 2023-01-20 |
| 998. | Natalie (yenihime) | 126.88 | — | 2010-09-25 |
| 999. | Matt (lugia222) | 126.85 | — | 2008-09-22 |
| 1000. | scrub (gubsheep) | 126.81 | 95% | 2013-05-05 |
| 1001. | smile -scroll past all the... | 126.81 | 98% | 2013-10-27 |
| 1002. | Bob (bobthefrog) | 126.81 | — | 2008-11-23 |
| 1003. | Mackyy. (mackipecko) | 126.79 | 97% | 2023-10-29 |
| 1004. | Jimmy (yunsehong) | 126.76 | 99% | 2016-05-08 |
| 1005. | allie (admw) | 126.76 | 99% | 2018-08-02 |
| 1006. | Triz (triz) | 126.75 | 97% | 2013-07-09 |
| 1007. | millad (miljad) | 126.75 | 92% | 2017-02-07 |
| 1008. | Damien (speedyjewel) | 126.74 | — | 2011-02-27 |
| 1009. | be nice slunt (jokii) | 126.72 | 98% | 2022-03-09 |
| 1010. | Hayden (tokkojin) | 126.72 | 91% | 2013-08-01 |
| 1011. | きる (kiruuu) | 126.72 | 97% | 2012-02-11 |
| 1012. | Rachael (bird42) | 126.72 | 98% | 2013-07-25 |
| 1013. | Foobar (foobarbaz) | 126.71 | — | 2009-05-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |