The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
276 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5916. | (drewlichty) | 111.33 | 98% | 2013-09-02 |
| 5917. | (0e4ef622) | 111.33 | 98% | 2017-12-20 |
| 5918. | (holterino) | 111.33 | 98% | 2019-02-06 |
| 5919. | Andrew (supr3m3k1mch1) | 111.33 | — | 2011-03-11 |
| 5920. | (stark_) | 111.33 | 97% | 2017-09-14 |
| 5921. | (chimera15) | 111.33 | — | 2010-07-15 |
| 5922. | elmerochanoc (elmerochanoc) | 111.32 | 98% | 2023-07-11 |
| 5923. | (chuiicdhk) | 111.32 | 98% | 2022-03-23 |
| 5924. | w (wjockel) | 111.32 | 99% | 2022-04-14 |
| 5925. | (ydenzel) | 111.32 | 96% | 2018-06-27 |
| 5926. | (you_me) | 111.32 | — | 2009-05-12 |
| 5927. | (sir_cyanide) | 111.32 | — | 2010-02-23 |
| 5928. | (ginsophd) | 111.31 | 99.3% | 2023-05-27 |
| 5929. | (omar32) | 111.31 | 96% | 2014-02-10 |
| 5930. | (alibaba27) | 111.30 | — | 2010-02-26 |
| 5931. | nevrclevr (nevrclevr) | 111.29 | 99% | 2011-08-27 |
| 5932. | (klog53) | 111.28 | 99% | 2021-06-08 |
| 5933. | Marie (mcglock) | 111.28 | 98% | 2011-11-14 |
| 5934. | (theworminator) | 111.28 | 95% | 2011-06-24 |
| 5935. | (danilich) | 111.28 | 95% | 2013-05-15 |
| 5936. | Bob the (bobthebum) | 111.28 | 94% | 2014-03-22 |
| 5937. | Ahmed (amalhameli) | 111.27 | 98% | 2022-01-05 |
| 5938. | Christopher (gunboat) | 111.27 | — | 2010-03-26 |
| 5939. | (speedygonzalez18) | 111.26 | 96% | 2020-12-06 |
| 5940. | Sanjana (ramachandranesk) | 111.25 | 98% | 2021-09-06 |
| 5941. | Cynthia (shinshiaki) | 111.25 | 97.7% | 2021-02-13 |
| 5942. | (puddingking3) | 111.24 | 95% | 2014-10-28 |
| 5943. | (goldrush) | 111.24 | — | 2008-11-04 |
| 5944. | Arun (arun808) | 111.23 | 99% | 2021-11-30 |
| 5945. | (ilana88) | 111.23 | 98% | 2016-01-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |