I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16178. | Ricky (muffinpotato) | 72.52 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
| 16179. | Hell (jesus_coconut) | 72.52 | 95% | 2020-09-13 |
| 16180. | Cedric (blueriser) | 72.51 | 98% | 2016-08-11 |
| 16181. | SenAlice (gokamiso) | 72.51 | 96% | 2022-08-09 |
| 16182. | Nicholas (some1slogic) | 72.51 | 95.5% | 2021-01-31 |
| 16183. | joe (jwvv77) | 72.51 | 96% | 2018-02-05 |
| 16184. | PinkTheLongNeck (pinkthelon... | 72.50 | 97% | 2024-01-29 |
| 16185. | Stefan (eisenzelle) | 72.50 | 93% | 2016-10-28 |
| 16186. | marcos (unworthyy) | 72.50 | 98% | 2022-12-27 |
| 16187. | valikuna (vako2004) | 72.50 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 16188. | anonymous (annnnonymous) | 72.50 | 94% | 2017-03-31 |
| 16189. | Jeffery (jeffgjy) | 72.49 | 95% | 2021-02-28 |
| 16190. | GoxYaZK (goxyazk) | 72.49 | 94% | 2022-09-07 |
| 16191. | Arman (arman712) | 72.49 | 97.3% | 2024-07-13 |
| 16192. | anjal (anjal23) | 72.49 | 96% | 2021-07-22 |
| 16193. | Stephen (19zhuyijie) | 72.49 | 97% | 2019-05-29 |
| 16194. | Linus (bobohanlolo) | 72.48 | 95% | 2018-06-01 |
| 16195. | jail_penguin (oneillm288) | 72.48 | 96% | 2016-01-03 |
| 16196. | Lokesh (lucky_21) | 72.48 | 98% | 2021-05-06 |
| 16197. | Reckt (reckt) | 72.48 | 96% | 2018-05-14 |
| 16198. | Guest (c7ph3r) | 72.47 | 97% | 2023-09-26 |
| 16199. | Stephen (sanderif) | 72.47 | 95% | 2017-06-18 |
| 16200. | vaggelis (vaglazgr) | 72.47 | 98% | 2018-06-27 |
| 16201. | Gramm (alternativeink) | 72.47 | 93% | 2016-09-06 |
| 16202. | Nasir (nasir_hussain) | 72.46 | 97% | 2021-10-12 |
| 16203. | Adarsh Anand (lostboy105) | 72.46 | 98% | 2023-04-10 |
| 16204. | Magnus (moobin) | 72.46 | 93% | 2016-03-23 |
| 16205. | yavor (janb99) | 72.46 | 92% | 2015-04-28 |
| 16206. | Billy (onlyallowedtotype20r... | 72.45 | 95% | 2022-07-10 |
| 16207. | Jacob (faymusraymus) | 72.45 | 97% | 2022-05-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |