And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7982. | R (raythetse) | 102.95 | 99% | 2014-08-23 |
| 7983. | Jake (jakesc) | 102.95 | 98% | 2017-05-07 |
| 7984. | Jade (rikzjdp) | 102.95 | 96% | 2016-09-21 |
| 7985. | JOHN (bb5k) | 102.95 | 96% | 2018-11-14 |
| 7986. | paul (superspys) | 102.94 | 98% | 2015-09-18 |
| 7987. | seabe (seabe) | 102.94 | 98% | 2021-08-29 |
| 7988. | Matt (kawemango) | 102.93 | 94% | 2015-01-08 |
| 7989. | benihana (ledecade) | 102.93 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 7990. | w (artemisfowl3rd) | 102.93 | 94% | 2013-03-01 |
| 7991. | ᚨᛚᚠᚨᛞᚺᛁᚱ (h... | 102.93 | 98% | 2014-10-09 |
| 7992. | Richard (rbarlow) | 102.93 | — | 2010-05-03 |
| 7993. | (frawen) | 102.93 | 98% | 2018-05-13 |
| 7994. | fgsfds (tehngion) | 102.92 | — | 2010-03-23 |
| 7995. | Josh (crustytroll) | 102.92 | 96% | 2014-12-24 |
| 7996. | David (dmcchan) | 102.91 | 96% | 2013-09-19 |
| 7997. | Daniel (danguydudebro) | 102.91 | 97% | 2023-05-01 |
| 7998. | zach (zachray312) | 102.90 | 94% | 2016-04-14 |
| 7999. | ProbablyButter (probablybut... | 102.90 | 98% | 2016-06-14 |
| 8000. | Owen (boblaz) | 102.90 | 89% | 2013-03-04 |
| 8001. | caffy (shoee) | 102.90 | 99% | 2022-03-09 |
| 8002. | Watja (watja) | 102.89 | 96% | 2017-05-27 |
| 8003. | D (dmaulish) | 102.89 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
| 8004. | Gerald (glxlr) | 102.87 | 97% | 2012-09-18 |
| 8005. | memory_leak (overloaded) | 102.87 | 93% | 2014-11-16 |
| 8006. | tstats[joshuarose] (joshuar... | 102.86 | 98% | 2021-12-18 |
| 8007. | cuppajoeman.com (cuppajoeman) | 102.86 | 98% | 2020-03-07 |
| 8008. | JohnDorian (gocheese) | 102.86 | — | 2009-12-28 |
| 8009. | Juan (krapnix) | 102.85 | 99% | 2020-06-19 |
| 8010. | Shapes (yshapes) | 102.85 | 99% | 2021-07-14 |
| 8011. | Dave (taxd) | 102.84 | 98% | 2021-09-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |