And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31256. | Kale (queenofdesuvan) | 60.95 | 97% | 2018-02-01 |
| 31257. | Arthur (braindeadhour) | 60.95 | 96% | 2012-06-20 |
| 31258. | Setthawut (iauntype) | 60.95 | 93% | 2014-05-14 |
| 31259. | Mk (aa2464) | 60.95 | 92% | 2013-10-13 |
| 31260. | Vivien (vivienho25) | 60.95 | 97% | 2015-11-13 |
| 31261. | Gurpreet (gsnanda) | 60.95 | 97% | 2016-05-12 |
| 31262. | Kyle (kyledl) | 60.95 | 96% | 2019-03-10 |
| 31263. | bruh (lambertwp) | 60.95 | 98% | 2021-06-04 |
| 31264. | mark (potatolady) | 60.95 | 92% | 2014-06-30 |
| 31265. | Chen (chenlee) | 60.94 | 98% | 2011-12-27 |
| 31266. | Andrea (andrea_oboe) | 60.94 | 96% | 2021-09-01 |
| 31267. | hydroPUMP (hydropump) | 60.94 | 97% | 2022-01-03 |
| 31268. | lucas (braveitalian) | 60.94 | 97% | 2022-09-23 |
| 31269. | Wes (swes) | 60.94 | 98% | 2017-06-09 |
| 31270. | Mathew (traoremathew) | 60.93 | 97% | 2019-06-17 |
| 31271. | Md. Mamun (mamun_sheikh) | 60.93 | 98% | 2021-10-07 |
| 31272. | johnnie (boblaya) | 60.92 | 84% | 2015-07-13 |
| 31273. | Phuoc (lovered) | 60.92 | 95% | 2016-05-03 |
| 31274. | Michael (fearlessmoon) | 60.92 | 96% | 2022-12-08 |
| 31275. | Denis (deniii) | 60.92 | 95% | 2021-07-18 |
| 31276. | mehul (mehulmacwan) | 60.92 | 98% | 2013-07-23 |
| 31277. | John (cuiwhiterice) | 60.92 | 85% | 2016-09-30 |
| 31278. | S.M. Golam Sarwar (saim2030) | 60.91 | 96% | 2015-06-21 |
| 31279. | Otis (otis) | 60.91 | — | 2009-01-04 |
| 31280. | Erkhes (erkhes1999) | 60.91 | 94% | 2022-02-21 |
| 31281. | xyz (i_am_xyz) | 60.91 | 98% | 2022-04-08 |
| 31282. | ismail (deadlives) | 60.91 | — | 2010-04-17 |
| 31283. | abdul (abdullateef4u) | 60.91 | 93% | 2016-03-12 |
| 31284. | Oliver (rgroli) | 60.91 | 97% | 2022-10-06 |
| 31285. | Speeder (atspeeder) | 60.90 | 99% | 2017-05-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |