The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13058. | MrVestacus (mrvestacus) | 83.64 | 97% | 2019-08-31 |
| 13059. | Flipper (flipperpt) | 83.64 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
| 13060. | toba96 (toba96) | 83.64 | 95% | 2025-02-24 |
| 13061. | Dispute (dispute_) | 83.63 | 98% | 2025-08-16 |
| 13062. | Alex (sidewalkshowdown) | 83.63 | 96.9% | 2023-06-20 |
| 13063. | Lamb (lamby) | 83.63 | 96% | 2012-10-30 |
| 13064. | Hanz (cuevhv) | 83.63 | 97% | 2025-01-02 |
| 13065. | FirelightType (firelighttype) | 83.63 | 98% | 2024-12-03 |
| 13066. | Michael (michaelda0) | 83.63 | 96.8% | 2024-02-11 |
| 13067. | Mitchell (mmoreno16) | 83.63 | 98% | 2019-12-16 |
| 13068. | lalalalalala (jxshy_4) | 83.63 | 98% | 2024-02-21 |
| 13069. | Ankur (scythemenace) | 83.63 | 95% | 2025-03-22 |
| 13070. | Vo (hixplsslowndown) | 83.63 | 97.7% | 2024-03-09 |
| 13071. | Taru (tarukwon) | 83.63 | 98% | 2021-06-14 |
| 13072. | Ricky (rickster88) | 83.63 | — | 2010-07-20 |
| 13073. | Andrea (andreavanderjagt) | 83.63 | 98% | 2015-04-04 |
| 13074. | William (willezur) | 83.62 | 89% | 2016-01-21 |
| 13075. | Sam (bobketer) | 83.62 | — | 2010-10-16 |
| 13076. | StazZa (stazzamedia) | 83.61 | 93% | 2025-06-04 |
| 13077. | Strigoi (matystroia) | 83.61 | 98% | 2025-06-03 |
| 13078. | Jake (bluewater800) | 83.61 | 98% | 2024-01-16 |
| 13079. | Jorn (volauvent99) | 83.61 | 96% | 2021-10-26 |
| 13080. | Nate (natekid11) | 83.61 | 98% | 2022-10-19 |
| 13081. | Kutsy057 (kutsy057) | 83.60 | 97% | 2025-02-13 |
| 13082. | Luis (chapibol) | 83.60 | 98.5% | 2023-06-03 |
| 13083. | Brody (echo3006) | 83.60 | 98% | 2024-01-24 |
| 13084. | Jackson (jacksonwinkler22) | 83.60 | 96.8% | 2023-12-08 |
| 13085. | tstats[ayyaz7] (ayyaz7) | 83.60 | 97% | 2024-05-14 |
| 13086. | Marcus (x5starmodding) | 83.60 | 98.1% | 2024-10-04 |
| 13087. | joey (r00sh) | 83.60 | — | 2011-04-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |