So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32636. | JheMee (ayyjhey) | 47.76 | 94% | 2022-02-06 |
| 32637. | Hayrra (hedooxx) | 47.76 | 97% | 2021-11-30 |
| 32638. | â™ Birder (daltonman11) | 47.76 | 92% | 2014-04-07 |
| 32639. | Alex (xenocid) | 47.76 | 91% | 2016-08-26 |
| 32640. | David... (risi0987) | 47.75 | 95% | 2023-09-26 |
| 32641. | __tempter (__tempter) | 47.75 | 97% | 2022-06-14 |
| 32642. | fella (fellasaurus) | 47.75 | 97% | 2021-07-13 |
| 32643. | Ted (t3ddybgam3) | 47.75 | 92% | 2017-04-25 |
| 32644. | none_of_ur_business (underc... | 47.75 | 94% | 2020-03-29 |
| 32645. | Tyler (huynher) | 47.75 | 87% | 2016-03-29 |
| 32646. | PHAN (phantran) | 47.75 | 97% | 2013-10-29 |
| 32647. | Phaneath (phaneath) | 47.75 | 86% | 2016-04-29 |
| 32648. | sharan (sharan_king) | 47.74 | 94% | 2021-08-12 |
| 32649. | Abdallah (abdallahfialah98) | 47.74 | 94.6% | 2023-10-31 |
| 32650. | Yasir (optimistic) | 47.74 | 94% | 2011-09-28 |
| 32651. | Minh (minhgold) | 47.74 | 90% | 2012-03-20 |
| 32652. | Kevin (ninereed) | 47.73 | 96% | 2021-04-01 |
| 32653. | Jonathan (bobjoni1233) | 47.73 | 96% | 2021-01-06 |
| 32654. | Praveen (praveen98) | 47.73 | 85% | 2017-05-17 |
| 32655. | Edward (smegle2) | 47.72 | 95% | 2017-11-23 |
| 32656. | Eric (ericschieberjr) | 47.72 | 89% | 2012-06-17 |
| 32657. | Cannelle (cannelle) | 47.72 | 94.6% | 2023-06-02 |
| 32658. | Hosogi (skcf) | 47.72 | 98% | 2021-01-28 |
| 32659. | Linbi (balabala) | 47.72 | 94% | 2015-09-15 |
| 32660. | Rainbow Rotten (qqbear) | 47.72 | — | 2010-08-22 |
| 32661. | Eun Jeong (dibi98) | 47.72 | 95% | 2011-06-05 |
| 32662. | Liesl (leftyspinner) | 47.72 | 96% | 2014-03-07 |
| 32663. | Rafael (cyon) | 47.72 | 88% | 2012-08-23 |
| 32664. | zamd (adzhamd) | 47.72 | 94% | 2015-12-14 |
| 32665. | Blake (captainflareon) | 47.71 | 95% | 2021-01-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |