So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8360. | Jasper (jasperc) | 89.41 | 90% | 2014-09-07 |
| 8361. | Enrique (zero9o) | 89.41 | 98% | 2016-04-02 |
| 8362. | phinfinity (phinfinity) | 89.41 | 95% | 2013-09-05 |
| 8363. | Kieran (deathranger999) | 89.40 | 95% | 2014-11-05 |
| 8364. | Saurabh (sau7abh) | 89.39 | 98% | 2022-10-30 |
| 8365. | Omar (tonyproject) | 89.39 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
| 8366. | Azerty 0w0 (benz_) | 89.39 | 98% | 2021-03-31 |
| 8367. | Dum Dumb (dumdumbrulz) | 89.39 | 95% | 2012-05-21 |
| 8368. | Adridri (eidorian) | 89.38 | 92% | 2022-05-29 |
| 8369. | Josh (castnightwolf) | 89.38 | 95% | 2014-08-11 |
| 8370. | Leo (gnowoel) | 89.38 | 99% | 2019-03-15 |
| 8371. | Victor (susavile) | 89.38 | 99% | 2018-02-11 |
| 8372. | Nick (cptchunk) | 89.37 | 94% | 2012-03-29 |
| 8373. | kitten (raccoon2033) | 89.37 | 96% | 2022-12-29 |
| 8374. | Pew (prettypls) | 89.37 | 97% | 2019-07-04 |
| 8375. | sultan (gamerzz) | 89.37 | — | 2009-05-05 |
| 8376. | R (bobf) | 89.36 | 97% | 2013-06-13 |
| 8377. | Mamaatje (mamaatje) | 89.36 | 96% | 2019-12-01 |
| 8378. | hoangnam75 (hoagnnam75) | 89.36 | 97% | 2020-10-18 |
| 8379. | Jonas (enfisk) | 89.36 | 90% | 2012-11-19 |
| 8380. | Avneet (avneet91@gmail.com) | 89.36 | 94% | 2011-05-11 |
| 8381. | Ravinder (ravinder_1977) | 89.35 | 100% | 2016-06-26 |
| 8382. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (sarsippius) | 89.35 | 97% | 2018-10-28 |
| 8383. | Leonurine (leonurine) | 89.35 | 95% | 2017-01-05 |
| 8384. | S (infamous567) | 89.34 | 98% | 2019-11-11 |
| 8385. | Alex (botscotch) | 89.34 | 98% | 2022-07-02 |
| 8386. | theoneandonly (verexus) | 89.34 | 97% | 2022-03-01 |
| 8387. | Rophuine (rophuine) | 89.34 | — | 2011-01-04 |
| 8388. | GL (gl2993) | 89.34 | 95% | 2015-03-03 |
| 8389. | Player (player_gamemode1) | 89.33 | 98% | 2023-06-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |