The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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14076. | Ptr. - Dots (asylum) | 80.83 | — | 2010-12-24 |
14077. | Victor (uiron) | 80.83 | 95% | 2011-09-26 |
14078. | Mike (mchilds83) | 80.83 | 94% | 2015-12-03 |
14079. | Shounichi (ironsam) | 80.83 | 93% | 2015-04-16 |
14080. | Kardo (kardoj) | 80.82 | 99% | 2017-12-26 |
14081. | Gaspar (gaspar_pi) | 80.82 | 98% | 2023-01-25 |
14082. | Andres (avillarreal) | 80.82 | 98% | 2017-06-16 |
14083. | mateen (krazeekid_) | 80.81 | 97% | 2019-08-10 |
14084. | bich (play_girl1881) | 80.81 | 99% | 2013-08-24 |
14085. | Dan (danomate) | 80.81 | 88% | 2015-07-30 |
14086. | MLSN (mlsn) | 80.81 | 94% | 2012-10-12 |
14087. | clipoy (clipoy) | 80.81 | 91% | 2013-06-18 |
14088. | TheGreat (isat32196) | 80.81 | 94% | 2015-10-20 |
14089. | David (dmmagic91) | 80.81 | 97% | 2018-02-23 |
14090. | Wawa (wawasc) | 80.80 | 97% | 2022-04-17 |
14091. | Alex (alexgt) | 80.80 | — | 2010-03-01 |
14092. | Jonathan (spiddypoorson) | 80.79 | — | 2010-12-05 |
14093. | Marwan (steelman) | 80.79 | — | 2010-04-29 |
14094. | Wolt (wolttam) | 80.79 | 92% | 2017-06-01 |
14095. | TopGUN (wayhowma) | 80.79 | 97% | 2018-07-31 |
14096. | Bubbadu (bobez21) | 80.79 | 92% | 2015-04-07 |
14097. | charlotte (jeffsaturd) | 80.79 | 97% | 2012-06-20 |
14098. | randint (lawlombie) | 80.79 | 98% | 2019-07-19 |
14099. | Free Palestine (chaoticorder) | 80.79 | 99% | 2020-03-09 |
14100. | Johnathan (uneasybbj) | 80.78 | 97% | 2017-06-13 |
14101. | Min Pro (nimcole) | 80.78 | — | 2011-01-06 |
14102. | Ellen (cactose) | 80.78 | 89% | 2015-01-12 |
14103. | Michael (silentbanana) | 80.77 | 92% | 2015-02-23 |
14104. | BenLim :) (bennybennyben) | 80.77 | 97% | 2013-05-10 |
14105. | James (multipoke) | 80.77 | 93% | 2011-10-29 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |