As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11955. | Nathan (natrieu01) | 79.92 | 96% | 2020-01-31 |
| 11956. | Nick (crimzynn) | 79.92 | 99% | 2020-03-03 |
| 11957. | punit (typinglover02) | 79.92 | 97% | 2015-11-23 |
| 11958. | Sera (shrll133) | 79.92 | 92% | 2017-04-03 |
| 11959. | Phạm Lãng (blackdhcm) | 79.92 | 96% | 2015-05-01 |
| 11960. | Angie (bnlgusterfan) | 79.91 | 96% | 2015-06-15 |
| 11961. | Leizl (lfqt) | 79.91 | 97% | 2019-04-08 |
| 11962. | Topre Is Life (kappapotamus) | 79.91 | 97% | 2017-10-06 |
| 11963. | A (etulf) | 79.91 | 98% | 2015-05-18 |
| 11964. | BURAK (buraqua) | 79.90 | 96% | 2023-04-16 |
| 11965. | Hunter (hlikesramen) | 79.90 | 98% | 2020-09-11 |
| 11966. | Austin (matchamilktea) | 79.90 | 99% | 2025-06-14 |
| 11967. | Hoppy (crunchydog) | 79.90 | 98% | 2020-05-15 |
| 11968. | Alec (adawgmenace) | 79.89 | 97% | 2015-12-14 |
| 11969. | Umang (umanghome) | 79.89 | 91% | 2015-10-23 |
| 11970. | Samy (sami_osman) | 79.89 | 93% | 2016-04-27 |
| 11971. | Guðjón (krotari) | 79.88 | 95% | 2022-11-23 |
| 11972. | Christian (bobbyjrrocks) | 79.88 | 97.3% | 2025-02-21 |
| 11973. | Josh (syztyqus) | 79.88 | 97% | 2021-06-21 |
| 11974. | chipotle06 (chipotle06) | 79.88 | 97.2% | 2021-02-04 |
| 11975. | Bao (sushivision) | 79.88 | 98% | 2019-05-14 |
| 11976. | PHUEN (psheutean) | 79.88 | 97% | 2015-12-07 |
| 11977. | Bingus (antithises) | 79.87 | 97% | 2022-09-09 |
| 11978. | Elia (elia222) | 79.87 | 97% | 2025-10-29 |
| 11979. | Nemanja (myownmaster) | 79.87 | 95% | 2016-09-22 |
| 11980. | Zakaru (gaudo1991) | 79.87 | 98% | 2022-04-21 |
| 11981. | SIhwan (thoven0215) | 79.87 | 96% | 2021-01-01 |
| 11982. | CallMeSaul (sussytypist) | 79.87 | 96.3% | 2024-01-18 |
| 11983. | A (iejdbc) | 79.87 | 98% | 2019-01-29 |
| 11984. | Justin (ustinj) | 79.86 | 96% | 2021-03-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |