The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22946. | AspectOfTheNerd (aspectofth... | 67.48 | 95% | 2021-12-26 |
| 22947. | Weixun (weixunge) | 67.48 | 93% | 2015-09-30 |
| 22948. | NotJamix (notjamix) | 67.48 | 94.9% | 2021-02-19 |
| 22949. | bell (bell125) | 67.48 | 96.2% | 2021-02-05 |
| 22950. | Hoonken (hoonken) | 67.48 | 94% | 2015-12-30 |
| 22951. | Ali (ali110imdad) | 67.48 | 97% | 2017-12-22 |
| 22952. | FUNRUINER (abefroman) | 67.48 | 84% | 2012-11-16 |
| 22953. | Eli (eliaxelang007) | 67.47 | 98% | 2022-10-14 |
| 22954. | Quynh (spinelsun) | 67.47 | 92% | 2012-10-04 |
| 22955. | Aizaki (aizaki_) | 67.47 | 95% | 2022-08-17 |
| 22956. | jan Inasi (fiszbiny) | 67.47 | 96% | 2023-04-25 |
| 22957. | Mamdouh (mamdouh_75) | 67.47 | 98% | 2022-06-07 |
| 22958. | Four (idesmond) | 67.47 | 93% | 2012-07-26 |
| 22959. | vaibhav (vaibhav1618) | 67.47 | 97% | 2012-04-19 |
| 22960. | Rjnal (rjnal) | 67.47 | 96% | 2019-01-06 |
| 22961. | DREAMER7 (dreamer7) | 67.47 | 98% | 2015-06-30 |
| 22962. | Adam (ediggity152005) | 67.46 | 97% | 2018-10-01 |
| 22963. | vin (vinicarus) | 67.46 | 96% | 2023-07-25 |
| 22964. | baby (babyshadow) | 67.46 | 97% | 2022-12-30 |
| 22965. | Francisco (faac98) | 67.46 | 98% | 2020-08-25 |
| 22966. | boostey (boostey) | 67.46 | 95% | 2016-07-04 |
| 22967. | ตาแดง (ppisland) | 67.46 | — | 2010-05-16 |
| 22968. | Edu (empty007) | 67.46 | 95% | 2012-08-30 |
| 22969. | Blake (xxsnakespitxx) | 67.46 | 98% | 2012-11-05 |
| 22970. | Bobby (bobby_gpts) | 67.46 | — | 2009-06-30 |
| 22971. | Emil (killer150398) | 67.46 | 91% | 2013-12-02 |
| 22972. | Ronald (jessepinkman) | 67.46 | 95% | 2014-07-31 |
| 22973. | Dawned (dawned) | 67.46 | 94% | 2013-05-03 |
| 22974. | Denzel (shine_denz) | 67.45 | 97% | 2022-08-22 |
| 22975. | Ayman Barham (aymanb13) | 67.45 | 97% | 2023-09-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |