So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26968. | eigo (eigo) | 57.82 | 98% | 2016-05-20 |
| 26969. | benjamin (dyingthief) | 57.82 | 96% | 2012-12-25 |
| 26970. | . (cuzto) | 57.81 | 95% | 2021-11-18 |
| 26971. | itchyaminoacid (335080673) | 57.81 | 96% | 2018-12-16 |
| 26972. | Doug (failure28) | 57.81 | 95% | 2017-03-30 |
| 26973. | Penny (hellopenny) | 57.81 | 98% | 2012-12-27 |
| 26974. | Number687 (number687) | 57.80 | 94% | 2023-04-30 |
| 26975. | Muhammad (khytron) | 57.80 | 96% | 2021-06-09 |
| 26976. | 🖕 :) 🖕 (nastyninja) | 57.80 | 96% | 2022-10-01 |
| 26977. | aymen (aymenalwh) | 57.80 | 96% | 2021-09-19 |
| 26978. | Jean (jeanstev) | 57.80 | 96% | 2021-04-06 |
| 26979. | DiCaprioz (gagah) | 57.80 | — | 2011-04-03 |
| 26980. | Oleg (oleg20111511) | 57.80 | 95% | 2021-04-02 |
| 26981. | starking882006@yahoo.com (s... | 57.80 | — | 2009-04-26 |
| 26982. | Ian (matcher23) | 57.80 | 89% | 2016-04-29 |
| 26983. | Bash (bashark) | 57.80 | 97% | 2019-12-13 |
| 26984. | 🥴 (kangjushang) | 57.79 | 96.9% | 2023-10-29 |
| 26985. | khoinhalam (khoinhalam) | 57.79 | 94% | 2021-08-13 |
| 26986. | Citra (citra13) | 57.79 | 93% | 2014-10-22 |
| 26987. | Bobby (bobby_gpts) | 57.79 | — | 2009-06-30 |
| 26988. | Austin (austinstark407) | 57.78 | 95% | 2020-12-31 |
| 26989. | drop that chitty ching chin... | 57.78 | 96% | 2018-01-30 |
| 26990. | Sridhar (cure_kiddo) | 57.78 | 88% | 2011-11-10 |
| 26991. | Stephen (stephenrocks8) | 57.78 | 92% | 2015-03-18 |
| 26992. | Shyam (shyamb07) | 57.78 | 96% | 2022-11-02 |
| 26993. | hao (khonggiatu) | 57.78 | — | 2008-12-21 |
| 26994. | abart (abart711) | 57.78 | 89% | 2014-05-19 |
| 26995. | Tom (kacpix) | 57.77 | 94% | 2016-01-05 |
| 26996. | GXFighter (gxfighter) | 57.77 | 96% | 2022-12-09 |
| 26997. | つき (tsuki24) | 57.77 | 94.8% | 2023-08-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |