So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24846. | Anthony (xpedition) | 60.95 | 93% | 2022-04-09 |
| 24847. | no (neptorsv) | 60.95 | 97% | 2021-03-12 |
| 24848. | ktp (ktp2222) | 60.95 | 95% | 2022-11-15 |
| 24849. | Drawbackz (drawbackz) | 60.94 | 95% | 2022-04-26 |
| 24850. | JS (thenotorious619) | 60.94 | 96% | 2022-04-07 |
| 24851. | kaneki (akiyama_shinchi) | 60.94 | 95.9% | 2023-08-07 |
| 24852. | janet (superblue) | 60.94 | — | 2008-08-28 |
| 24853. | Adriano (keweft) | 60.94 | — | 2008-08-18 |
| 24854. | sinegav (sinegav) | 60.94 | 94% | 2015-05-09 |
| 24855. | Yarly (yarlyy) | 60.94 | 93% | 2012-11-02 |
| 24856. | zondo (zondo2) | 60.94 | 94% | 2017-05-17 |
| 24857. | Touseef (touseef) | 60.94 | 95% | 2011-06-19 |
| 24858. | Eminem (leonard_jose) | 60.93 | 96% | 2021-09-09 |
| 24859. | croak (calvin_richards) | 60.93 | 95% | 2021-07-03 |
| 24860. | Ashu (ashucool) | 60.93 | 99% | 2016-05-07 |
| 24861. | Anarcho-Feminism (zokea) | 60.93 | 95% | 2016-12-22 |
| 24862. | benny (benny1) | 60.92 | 93% | 2015-05-17 |
| 24863. | Sun (sunshinez) | 60.92 | 90% | 2013-03-17 |
| 24864. | sus (fafmeister) | 60.92 | 93% | 2022-10-14 |
| 24865. | kenestrophic (kenestrophic) | 60.92 | 93% | 2021-09-09 |
| 24866. | Thomas (thomasf1011) | 60.92 | 95% | 2020-12-31 |
| 24867. | Qi (williamz) | 60.92 | 94% | 2016-03-07 |
| 24868. | Zack (slothbear) | 60.92 | 89% | 2012-11-18 |
| 24869. | bob (bobbobbobbobbobbobbobbob) | 60.92 | 94% | 2019-08-06 |
| 24870. | Wendy (wendys) | 60.92 | — | 2009-10-18 |
| 24871. | yui ^_^ (sakyui) | 60.92 | — | 2010-05-17 |
| 24872. | Midnight (onepanda) | 60.92 | 94% | 2016-10-04 |
| 24873. | lasindu (lasindu) | 60.92 | 95% | 2015-02-14 |
| 24874. | Jay (hellhunter) | 60.91 | 85% | 2016-03-19 |
| 24875. | A (youdontseeme) | 60.91 | 95% | 2022-11-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |