As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8205. | Warren (wjfleischer15) | 87.94 | 97% | 2023-08-18 |
| 8206. | Sriram (shriramshriram) | 87.94 | 88% | 2015-11-03 |
| 8207. | Guest (loadlng) | 87.94 | 91% | 2015-06-17 |
| 8208. | Vil (vilsie) | 87.93 | 95% | 2015-12-31 |
| 8209. | Dylan (ddsmith1999) | 87.92 | 97% | 2017-06-05 |
| 8210. | Smelly (burdturglar) | 87.92 | 97.4% | 2025-02-22 |
| 8211. | C (easywincg) | 87.91 | 96% | 2021-09-15 |
| 8212. | Phu (sleepiness) | 87.91 | 99% | 2019-01-01 |
| 8213. | Ryuzaki (ryuzakisultan) | 87.91 | 98% | 2017-11-08 |
| 8214. | rodrigo (rodtronx) | 87.90 | 98% | 2022-11-28 |
| 8215. | A (loverthehater) | 87.90 | 97% | 2019-03-29 |
| 8216. | Nex (nexifyyyy) | 87.90 | 98% | 2022-06-02 |
| 8217. | (spudvorak) | 87.90 | 97% | 2022-05-01 |
| 8218. | Liam (liamsullivan) | 87.89 | 89% | 2015-11-02 |
| 8219. | DeSparta (desparta) | 87.89 | 96% | 2018-02-20 |
| 8220. | Madison (mnbutler) | 87.89 | 97% | 2018-06-30 |
| 8221. | xcvtt (xcvtt) | 87.88 | 98% | 2024-07-28 |
| 8222. | Dill (dillcapote) | 87.88 | 95% | 2017-05-27 |
| 8223. | RookieWasp (rookie_wasp) | 87.88 | 99% | 2024-02-25 |
| 8224. | moblunt (moblunt) | 87.88 | 93% | 2016-10-16 |
| 8225. | faith (deery) | 87.88 | 96.3% | 2023-11-20 |
| 8226. | Birdman (birdman13) | 87.88 | 97.2% | 2023-06-09 |
| 8227. | Noah (bobapplepie) | 87.88 | 94% | 2017-01-13 |
| 8228. | ◭pokegeek◭ (pokegeek) | 87.88 | 93% | 2016-11-10 |
| 8229. | Radonik (stevenk01) | 87.87 | 97% | 2022-08-20 |
| 8230. | THE Ⓢ PRINCE (smartyprince) | 87.87 | 96% | 2017-08-26 |
| 8231. | ff (pan17) | 87.86 | 97% | 2021-09-03 |
| 8232. | tstats[borzoian40] (borzoia... | 87.86 | 99% | 2021-08-24 |
| 8233. | eh (eh_otay) | 87.85 | 97% | 2022-06-10 |
| 8234. | David (david_j_ncba2019) | 87.85 | 100% | 2019-09-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |