I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7644. | Pushp (tourist277) | 96.06 | 99% | 2022-10-26 |
| 7645. | NEM0 (saybloo) | 96.06 | 98% | 2019-08-18 |
| 7646. | Jaunty (jaunty_jalopy) | 96.06 | 99% | 2018-08-31 |
| 7647. | Nico (niconicotypes) | 96.05 | 99% | 2018-02-09 |
| 7648. | J (savvykernin) | 96.05 | 99% | 2018-09-21 |
| 7649. | Steve (steve_racer) | 96.05 | 98% | 2022-05-10 |
| 7650. | Roy (e4e5nf3nc6bb5) | 96.05 | 100% | 2021-02-22 |
| 7651. | shudd3r (shudd3r) | 96.04 | 100% | 2024-10-22 |
| 7652. | Heorhii (heorhii_hryhorov) | 96.04 | 97% | 2022-12-22 |
| 7653. | jacob (quincinia) | 96.04 | 98% | 2021-04-21 |
| 7654. | kazimur (kazimur) | 96.03 | 98% | 2024-11-22 |
| 7655. | Sotang (sotang) | 96.03 | 98% | 2023-07-30 |
| 7656. | Juan (unbilivavl) | 96.03 | 96.7% | 2024-04-02 |
| 7657. | TJ (tjasmus) | 96.03 | 95% | 2021-08-30 |
| 7658. | D (ducktypist) | 96.03 | 98% | 2021-12-04 |
| 7659. | Enrique (zero9o) | 96.03 | 99% | 2018-02-10 |
| 7660. | Dylan (fusion7447) | 96.02 | 99% | 2022-04-25 |
| 7661. | Bob (bob_the_second) | 96.02 | 100% | 2022-02-09 |
| 7662. | Qriminal (qriminal123) | 96.02 | 95.8% | 2025-03-19 |
| 7663. | Ethan (rubiks3) | 96.01 | 99% | 2020-07-26 |
| 7664. | Gnox (gnoxo) | 96.01 | 99% | 2018-01-24 |
| 7665. | Ne (pritong_bangus) | 96.01 | 99% | 2020-09-20 |
| 7666. | Prum (1sreng) | 96.01 | 97% | 2022-08-26 |
| 7667. | Max (bookmarked) | 96.01 | 94% | 2017-01-21 |
| 7668. | Schumacher (avhn) | 96.00 | 97% | 2025-06-24 |
| 7669. | procrastination (procrastin... | 96.00 | 98% | 2023-01-27 |
| 7670. | Jun (akiboard) | 96.00 | 97% | 2020-06-29 |
| 7671. | Irod (irod123) | 95.99 | 97% | 2022-11-04 |
| 7672. | Ujjwal (ujjwal3756) | 95.99 | 99.4% | 2024-11-08 |
| 7673. | tony (bellevue) | 95.99 | 98.8% | 2024-08-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |