The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11611. | sagemantis (sagemantis) | 85.17 | 97% | 2024-02-19 |
| 11612. | Zephyr (introstealer) | 85.17 | 96.3% | 2024-08-19 |
| 11613. | Edward (xxdeathcorexx) | 85.17 | 94% | 2012-10-09 |
| 11614. | Adam (woohooman) | 85.17 | 97% | 2011-05-04 |
| 11615. | Slow Joe (slow_joe) | 85.17 | 94% | 2011-06-17 |
| 11616. | Greg (gpfraser1) | 85.17 | 99% | 2016-05-16 |
| 11617. | Tuna (stanislas) | 85.16 | 91% | 2016-08-30 |
| 11618. | T T (turtletown) | 85.16 | 98% | 2024-10-10 |
| 11619. | JIMMY (jimmy06) | 85.16 | 98% | 2024-07-16 |
| 11620. | no (cellon) | 85.16 | 89% | 2013-03-11 |
| 11621. | Andrews (godspeeedd) | 85.16 | 95.7% | 2023-10-19 |
| 11622. | David (itisiiamit) | 85.16 | 97% | 2016-08-20 |
| 11623. | applekwisp (applekwisp) | 85.15 | 92% | 2013-02-06 |
| 11624. | Duc (dukenhu) | 85.15 | 99% | 2021-08-07 |
| 11625. | Nico (camarean) | 85.15 | 97% | 2013-07-17 |
| 11626. | Cameron (jhill1997) | 85.15 | 98% | 2018-01-23 |
| 11627. | 🥛 (idfr37) | 85.14 | 98.3% | 2024-11-15 |
| 11628. | Weed (weeddinosaur) | 85.14 | 97% | 2024-04-21 |
| 11629. | Prajeet (prajeet) | 85.14 | 99.5% | 2025-02-14 |
| 11630. | Luke (bob500953) | 85.14 | 95% | 2012-05-22 |
| 11631. | AgustÃn Brizzi (agusbrizzi) | 85.13 | 99% | 2025-04-29 |
| 11632. | airberlin (airberlin1010) | 85.13 | 99.2% | 2024-08-04 |
| 11633. | enoch (flintgom) | 85.13 | 97.9% | 2024-02-19 |
| 11634. | Jake (shadow5253) | 85.13 | 97.8% | 2023-12-17 |
| 11635. | Jaydotsun (jaydotsun) | 85.13 | 97.1% | 2023-06-28 |
| 11636. | Kevin (phanta927) | 85.13 | 98% | 2021-05-01 |
| 11637. | Reko (rekoreko) | 85.13 | 96% | 2016-01-05 |
| 11638. | ElConquistador13 (strikerfv... | 85.12 | 97.6% | 2024-09-18 |
| 11639. | FFX^5 (ffxxxxx5) | 85.12 | 98% | 2024-03-20 |
| 11640. | kazle (amazing_potato) | 85.12 | 97% | 2022-10-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |