The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13266. | Scott (sisyphus) | 83.17 | 96% | 2016-04-30 |
| 13267. | Philip (philiponel) | 83.17 | 95% | 2014-02-04 |
| 13268. | Shivam (shivam543) | 83.17 | 96% | 2021-02-05 |
| 13269. | me me (buttmonkeyyt) | 83.17 | 97% | 2022-06-20 |
| 13270. | Your Mom (pmendez) | 83.17 | — | 2010-12-09 |
| 13271. | Issao (issao) | 83.17 | — | 2010-08-18 |
| 13272. | twitch.tv/trafficxxx (aly199) | 83.17 | 95% | 2015-09-17 |
| 13273. | Jarambae (farid1993) | 83.16 | 98% | 2017-09-02 |
| 13274. | govind (gmgrhythm) | 83.16 | 97% | 2023-05-15 |
| 13275. | connie (conxlee) | 83.16 | 96% | 2019-05-30 |
| 13276. | jmk (jmkraemer) | 83.16 | 94% | 2013-05-22 |
| 13277. | Sunny Earther (sunnyearther) | 83.16 | 93% | 2014-12-13 |
| 13278. | Spencer (poipoe) | 83.16 | 92% | 2017-01-01 |
| 13279. | Arpeggio (arpeggio2033) | 83.15 | 97% | 2019-10-18 |
| 13280. | Wusien (wusien) | 83.15 | 98% | 2021-08-02 |
| 13281. | syed (nayaz) | 83.15 | 97% | 2015-04-07 |
| 13282. | gardner (dergaertner) | 83.14 | 97.9% | 2023-10-18 |
| 13283. | Jack (jdcfc8) | 83.14 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
| 13284. | Jehar (rakhunb) | 83.14 | 97% | 2021-11-03 |
| 13285. | P. (psilva00) | 83.14 | 97% | 2023-01-31 |
| 13286. | Flinigan (fliginan) | 83.14 | 96% | 2019-12-30 |
| 13287. | Calvin (calvinb) | 83.14 | 98% | 2011-09-13 |
| 13288. | Luke (bob500953) | 83.14 | 94% | 2013-09-12 |
| 13289. | Aleck (rofllolcopt) | 83.13 | 89% | 2012-01-21 |
| 13290. | rey (rey_nhan) | 83.13 | — | 2009-04-28 |
| 13291. | joygerry (joygerry) | 83.12 | 98% | 2021-12-27 |
| 13292. | Joaquin (wakincloset) | 83.12 | 98% | 2021-12-05 |
| 13293. | Longhorns Rule (kjbqwerty) | 83.12 | 89% | 2016-07-05 |
| 13294. | Claudio (eraserozzy) | 83.12 | — | 2011-04-14 |
| 13295. | Lightning (nirajp) | 83.12 | 96% | 2018-03-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |