The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21018. | Alice (alice_guo) | 70.24 | 96% | 2015-04-06 |
| 21019. | Akhila (akhilav10) | 70.23 | 94% | 2015-10-27 |
| 21020. | You never learn anything by... | 70.23 | 95% | 2013-12-18 |
| 21021. | Michael (mikedopanda) | 70.22 | 97% | 2016-04-22 |
| 21022. | Regan (potentiaal) | 70.22 | 97% | 2021-04-03 |
| 21023. | CaptainPotatoes (captainpot... | 70.22 | 95.4% | 2021-02-16 |
| 21024. | Pham Trung (anhhungdie) | 70.22 | — | 2011-03-05 |
| 21025. | Mr.GrayBoi (mistergrayboi) | 70.22 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
| 21026. | Keking3 (keking2003) | 70.22 | — | 2009-12-10 |
| 21027. | Tyler (soulskiez) | 70.22 | 93% | 2016-07-21 |
| 21028. | Julie (pinkdaisy) | 70.22 | 94% | 2011-05-03 |
| 21029. | Misha (misha2011) | 70.22 | — | 2010-04-13 |
| 21030. | keppy (kexoso) | 70.21 | 96.8% | 2023-10-19 |
| 21031. | Bruh (nicesuu) | 70.21 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
| 21032. | Maxwell (mlarson) | 70.21 | 92% | 2015-07-30 |
| 21033. | EAT (nooodless) | 70.21 | 92% | 2016-10-11 |
| 21034. | FixioMG (fixio) | 70.20 | 99% | 2022-09-09 |
| 21035. | Desiigner (desiignerkekw) | 70.20 | 95% | 2022-05-16 |
| 21036. | covidgotmehere (covidgotmeh... | 70.20 | 96% | 2021-02-28 |
| 21037. | . (rryanhh) | 70.20 | 93% | 2016-06-07 |
| 21038. | tonghua (tonghua) | 70.20 | — | 2010-07-02 |
| 21039. | Gregorio (dervock) | 70.20 | 95% | 2017-01-16 |
| 21040. | boaz (boaz) | 70.20 | — | 2009-03-13 |
| 21041. | George (gkuzler) | 70.19 | 91% | 2017-03-16 |
| 21042. | Simmons1 (_simmons) | 70.19 | 93% | 2021-10-05 |
| 21043. | BB (bdl26c) | 70.19 | 98% | 2020-06-25 |
| 21044. | Gabriel (gabp) | 70.19 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
| 21045. | Kalle (magnussk) | 70.19 | 94% | 2011-07-01 |
| 21046. | Bryan (bryan_shao) | 70.18 | 97% | 2021-06-08 |
| 21047. | Benjamin (crazychaz) | 70.18 | 97% | 2019-07-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |