I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6480. | Verstappen (jojohp0915) | 96.89 | 98.7% | 2024-08-28 |
| 6481. | Nvght (xnvght) | 96.89 | 98.3% | 2021-02-25 |
| 6482. | adf (pakemania) | 96.89 | 97% | 2019-10-28 |
| 6483. | Fabian (fcblueprint) | 96.88 | 96% | 2021-07-15 |
| 6484. | Rebecca (221btimelord) | 96.88 | 99% | 2022-06-15 |
| 6485. | Max (max2004awesome) | 96.88 | 97% | 2025-04-11 |
| 6486. | laza (lazaabt) | 96.88 | 98.2% | 2024-09-29 |
| 6487. | jackson (school_account) | 96.88 | 98% | 2023-05-08 |
| 6488. | Stanger (stanger03) | 96.88 | 98.1% | 2021-02-03 |
| 6489. | 1000 & beyond (gkaps) | 96.87 | 97% | 2018-12-16 |
| 6490. | Josh (josh627) | 96.87 | 97% | 2022-01-17 |
| 6491. | Juggernaut (jugg07) | 96.87 | 99% | 2024-04-25 |
| 6492. | master (cs6000pistol) | 96.86 | 95.9% | 2023-06-13 |
| 6493. | Zihan (zihanwei) | 96.86 | 99.3% | 2024-05-25 |
| 6494. | Dabu (dabuxian) | 96.86 | 98% | 2017-08-16 |
| 6495. | dulux23 (dulux23) | 96.86 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
| 6496. | Landen (bndd) | 96.85 | 98.7% | 2024-05-20 |
| 6497. | Rzn (rzn_) | 96.85 | 98% | 2022-03-02 |
| 6498. | (bobby29831) | 96.85 | 97% | 2022-04-19 |
| 6499. | DangdutKoplo (dangdutkoplo2) | 96.85 | 98% | 2019-07-18 |
| 6500. | Hex (galaxyyyy) | 96.85 | 96% | 2020-06-25 |
| 6501. | Brandon (bzeed) | 96.85 | 97% | 2019-12-24 |
| 6502. | owenca (owencaaa) | 96.84 | 97% | 2024-05-15 |
| 6503. | LeConBert (le_con_bert) | 96.84 | 97% | 2022-07-05 |
| 6504. | Soufiane (shinigami25) | 96.84 | 100% | 2023-08-10 |
| 6505. | Dan (dssl86) | 96.83 | 98% | 2025-03-08 |
| 6506. | Robin (wqxhouse) | 96.83 | 96.4% | 2024-01-22 |
| 6507. | Dabelnedy (dabel) | 96.82 | 97% | 2023-08-19 |
| 6508. | jpow (jpowwow) | 96.82 | 99.3% | 2021-02-09 |
| 6509. | Chibichan (supersam317) | 96.82 | 98% | 2021-07-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |