All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
—from The Princess Bride, a movie by Rob Reiner
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8456. | Smelly (burdturglar) | 87.73 | 97.3% | 2023-10-30 |
| 8457. | Banzay (coldhands69) | 87.73 | 98% | 2017-12-10 |
| 8458. | the_P_man (thepman) | 87.72 | 96% | 2025-11-02 |
| 8459. | hwingu (hwingu) | 87.72 | 97% | 2023-04-03 |
| 8460. | Orange (zenoranges) | 87.71 | 97.3% | 2025-04-07 |
| 8461. | ym574 (ym574) | 87.71 | 97% | 2024-11-01 |
| 8462. | Leryn (lrturlington) | 87.71 | 98% | 2018-12-27 |
| 8463. | ben (bendover1000) | 87.71 | 96.6% | 2021-02-03 |
| 8464. | Desi (_aka5h) | 87.71 | 97% | 2023-01-03 |
| 8465. | shron (shron) | 87.71 | 99% | 2021-05-25 |
| 8466. | Freddo (freddo7) | 87.71 | 97% | 2020-08-16 |
| 8467. | Richard (aeolyus) | 87.71 | 97% | 2019-01-16 |
| 8468. | rebecca (clickityclickitycl... | 87.70 | 95% | 2024-09-20 |
| 8469. | armadillo638 (armadillo638) | 87.70 | 97% | 2024-02-16 |
| 8470. | Jero (torowin) | 87.70 | 98% | 2020-04-23 |
| 8471. | DANK (turd_chopper) | 87.70 | 98% | 2017-09-20 |
| 8472. | Danial (sbs2803m) | 87.69 | 97% | 2022-01-12 |
| 8473. | Upon (thydomoxd) | 87.69 | 97% | 2023-05-10 |
| 8474. | Putin (lada1970) | 87.69 | 98% | 2025-09-13 |
| 8475. | Ellen (isthatasupra) | 87.69 | 96% | 2021-05-04 |
| 8476. | Bmiy (bmiy) | 87.69 | 97% | 2023-09-08 |
| 8477. | ali-goes (alibookie) | 87.69 | 96% | 2017-10-29 |
| 8478. | Nabil Hyder (super_narwhal) | 87.69 | 98% | 2023-05-03 |
| 8479. | Nullstar (nullstar) | 87.68 | 96% | 2017-09-10 |
| 8480. | sonny (sonnysixteen) | 87.68 | 99% | 2020-10-07 |
| 8481. | Binh (wherewoof) | 87.68 | 97% | 2018-11-20 |
| 8482. | Hell (hellgee) | 87.67 | 95.5% | 2024-02-08 |
| 8483. | Jorisen (nived_soul) | 87.66 | 95.2% | 2024-04-22 |
| 8484. | Maxwell (wherestheleakmaam) | 87.66 | 97.4% | 2024-08-29 |
| 8485. | Girl (piemaniac) | 87.66 | 97% | 2024-12-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 32,037 | 91.21 | June 26, 2017 |
| Long Texts | 84 | 84.72 | May 16, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 24 | 101.71 | October 29, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 70.28 | February 19, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |