So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26625. | Kaivalya (kaivalya461) | 58.03 | 97% | 2019-05-09 |
| 26626. | Phuoc (lovered) | 58.03 | 94% | 2016-05-03 |
| 26627. | alexxxxxxxxxxxxx (sasssssha) | 58.03 | 97% | 2021-04-26 |
| 26628. | Joshua (5muncy) | 58.03 | — | 2010-12-01 |
| 26629. | Daisy (daisy_sun) | 58.02 | 95% | 2021-10-23 |
| 26630. | Mark (jmak35) | 58.02 | 95% | 2022-10-05 |
| 26631. | Ishaant (ishaant) | 58.02 | 95% | 2021-11-10 |
| 26632. | Imran (noobb) | 58.02 | 99% | 2017-07-13 |
| 26633. | Mark (markwright) | 58.02 | — | 2010-05-14 |
| 26634. | Li yenn (1023885) | 58.01 | 98% | 2011-10-20 |
| 26635. | Julius (juliusda) | 58.01 | 95% | 2020-03-03 |
| 26636. | Kelven (agentbowtie) | 58.01 | 97% | 2022-09-30 |
| 26637. | Felix (should_be_working_rn) | 58.00 | 97% | 2022-05-24 |
| 26638. | sven (svenac20) | 58.00 | 95% | 2021-01-01 |
| 26639. | Doofy (bwarkee) | 58.00 | 97% | 2013-06-25 |
| 26640. | Brendan (busey12) | 58.00 | 95% | 2012-06-23 |
| 26641. | Blunt (blunt_machete) | 57.99 | 94% | 2021-11-29 |
| 26642. | otoniel (nrtrwater) | 57.99 | 97% | 2020-07-04 |
| 26643. | dianjk (dianjk) | 57.99 | 92% | 2014-06-06 |
| 26644. | Luis (papitas_leis) | 57.98 | 96% | 2018-09-13 |
| 26645. | samuely (samuely) | 57.98 | 95% | 2021-01-09 |
| 26646. | JMO (azjmorgan) | 57.98 | 94% | 2015-01-08 |
| 26647. | Uzayr (wizz) | 57.98 | — | 2009-03-17 |
| 26648. | Vivien (vivienho25) | 57.98 | 97% | 2015-11-07 |
| 26649. | joselito (joselitotanega@ya... | 57.98 | 96% | 2013-07-25 |
| 26650. | hihi (telemori) | 57.97 | 96% | 2022-10-10 |
| 26651. | Summer (suzumiya202) | 57.97 | 94% | 2022-03-22 |
| 26652. | Grzegorz (ulxori) | 57.97 | 95% | 2022-02-11 |
| 26653. | Aqilah (qylahnis) | 57.97 | 98% | 2021-03-05 |
| 26654. | RAVINDER (rsainichd) | 57.97 | 93% | 2014-11-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |