So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30555. | lelle (davinkyy) | 52.10 | 94% | 2022-04-27 |
| 30556. | Andy (osandrew) | 52.10 | 97% | 2022-06-24 |
| 30557. | tstats[zanies07] (zanies07) | 52.10 | 97% | 2022-11-11 |
| 30558. | HeyIts (heyitszmk) | 52.10 | 94% | 2021-07-26 |
| 30559. | dheeraj (goldsnort) | 52.10 | 93% | 2021-01-21 |
| 30560. | skrillik (skrillik) | 52.10 | — | 2010-10-18 |
| 30561. | Kartavya (majorproblems) | 52.09 | 97% | 2022-09-28 |
| 30562. | Vibhav (vibhav_1262) | 52.09 | 95% | 2021-10-05 |
| 30563. | Akash (akag) | 52.09 | 96% | 2022-11-17 |
| 30564. | Joshua (justdatotherguy) | 52.09 | 94.3% | 2021-02-05 |
| 30565. | Afridi (afridi4u) | 52.09 | — | 2009-05-27 |
| 30566. | Jayden (jundertag) | 52.08 | 94.4% | 2023-10-26 |
| 30567. | Koki (kohki) | 52.08 | 96% | 2020-03-02 |
| 30568. | kula (tsunderek) | 52.08 | — | 2010-04-18 |
| 30569. | SP.satru (satru) | 52.08 | 86% | 2013-03-14 |
| 30570. | Nathan (konan1126) | 52.08 | 98% | 2017-11-29 |
| 30571. | Orange (calicer1996) | 52.07 | 97% | 2013-07-05 |
| 30572. | Sid (sabster) | 52.07 | 94% | 2016-12-18 |
| 30573. | Dan (bluewinter) | 52.07 | 95% | 2022-11-23 |
| 30574. | grammy (spicybbqsauce) | 52.07 | 97% | 2021-06-09 |
| 30575. | Rahim (rahim_2003) | 52.07 | 94.6% | 2023-07-17 |
| 30576. | Getting There (sunil_alluri) | 52.07 | 96% | 2021-05-08 |
| 30577. | Rock (rockspy) | 52.07 | — | 2009-08-14 |
| 30578. | Vitaly (vitaly77) | 52.07 | 99% | 2011-07-18 |
| 30579. | Ashkenazi (ashkenaziapt) | 52.06 | 95.9% | 2023-08-29 |
| 30580. | Alexgiomuel (bionicmjallday... | 52.06 | 96% | 2021-11-28 |
| 30581. | Axolotl (aj0l0tl) | 52.06 | 93% | 2021-05-14 |
| 30582. | Validuss (validuss) | 52.06 | 92% | 2015-01-21 |
| 30583. | Irfan (irfan_is_the_best) | 52.05 | 95% | 2021-09-08 |
| 30584. | rohit (rohitmeena1996) | 52.05 | 95% | 2021-02-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |