So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6987. | Yohannes (yohanworku) | 92.89 | 94% | 2014-08-06 |
| 6988. | Jan (elapid) | 92.89 | 99% | 2022-01-23 |
| 6989. | Turtle (turtiee) | 92.89 | 98% | 2017-05-10 |
| 6990. | amanita! (irving1234028) | 92.89 | 96% | 2019-01-24 |
| 6991. | Leon (leonume) | 92.88 | 98% | 2022-11-29 |
| 6992. | Ele (anemoia) | 92.88 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 6993. | Craig (jitterjuicegaming) | 92.88 | 98% | 2020-06-05 |
| 6994. | Zach (zkriegel) | 92.87 | — | 2010-03-18 |
| 6995. | WHO AM I (naox) | 92.87 | 94% | 2014-10-09 |
| 6996. | Dap (david26) | 92.87 | — | 2010-12-03 |
| 6997. | Marthin (swagbender) | 92.86 | 95% | 2012-10-03 |
| 6998. | Tan (neyugnnat) | 92.86 | 94% | 2015-11-14 |
| 6999. | _-_-_-_ (phelistein) | 92.86 | 99% | 2019-12-22 |
| 7000. | Holo (aisha23__) | 92.86 | 98% | 2022-04-26 |
| 7001. | David (davidj12) | 92.86 | 92% | 2016-03-27 |
| 7002. | Rasmus (ralle) | 92.86 | — | 2009-08-05 |
| 7003. | papabunny (papabunny2) | 92.85 | 95% | 2022-01-17 |
| 7004. | Serena (nerdyjoker) | 92.85 | 97% | 2016-04-28 |
| 7005. | James (bluesolid) | 92.85 | 97% | 2019-03-05 |
| 7006. | trash 22424242424 (y6_chris) | 92.84 | 96% | 2022-07-22 |
| 7007. | Abdo (zxiest) | 92.84 | 98% | 2017-01-12 |
| 7008. | Sam (samuelnsh) | 92.84 | 98% | 2014-11-20 |
| 7009. | Big Flecks (_ndrxw) | 92.83 | 98% | 2022-03-20 |
| 7010. | Erik (erik_leon) | 92.83 | 98% | 2022-03-22 |
| 7011. | Niek (niekie) | 92.83 | 98% | 2011-05-22 |
| 7012. | Carla (xiao_chan07) | 92.82 | — | 2010-05-12 |
| 7013. | Macy (macylace) | 92.81 | 98% | 2023-05-13 |
| 7014. | Alex (road_runner) | 92.81 | 97% | 2013-04-04 |
| 7015. | Hollywood (rookle) | 92.81 | 96% | 2011-12-13 |
| 7016. | Tristan (tristanhilton85) | 92.81 | 99% | 2017-08-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |