As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6256. | ZEDDEED (zeddeed) | 93.38 | 98% | 2024-08-21 |
| 6257. | kelp (k3lp_boy) | 93.38 | 95.6% | 2021-02-16 |
| 6258. | Gerben05 (gerbenklapwijk) | 93.37 | 99% | 2023-11-18 |
| 6259. | m (ogtong) | 93.37 | 98% | 2021-07-07 |
| 6260. | Sagi (sagi73) | 93.36 | 97% | 2022-04-08 |
| 6261. | Jim (jimjimbles123) | 93.36 | 97% | 2024-01-24 |
| 6262. | Pog (randomguy2005) | 93.36 | 98% | 2021-04-13 |
| 6263. | F (flashyferrari) | 93.36 | 96% | 2021-04-03 |
| 6264. | Ian (deanoid) | 93.36 | 98% | 2019-06-27 |
| 6265. | Kevin (kapoofin) | 93.35 | 97.7% | 2021-02-10 |
| 6266. | Justin (nexoloft) | 93.35 | 96% | 2019-11-26 |
| 6267. | Séamus (shay42) | 93.35 | 97% | 2015-12-29 |
| 6268. | Silvano (silvanoa) | 93.34 | 96% | 2024-09-19 |
| 6269. | Wot (ostricheleven) | 93.34 | 97% | 2020-03-11 |
| 6270. | Enclosed (enclosedletter) | 93.34 | 98% | 2021-04-15 |
| 6271. | Aidan (museum) | 93.34 | 99% | 2018-10-23 |
| 6272. | Adocys (adocys) | 93.33 | 96.4% | 2024-07-18 |
| 6273. | blue (bluedragon_) | 93.33 | 98% | 2021-11-25 |
| 6274. | evtral (evtral) | 93.33 | 97% | 2023-08-31 |
| 6275. | budda (theblackeye) | 93.33 | 96% | 2022-02-01 |
| 6276. | G (zger) | 93.33 | 97% | 2021-03-02 |
| 6277. | David (pasta_whee) | 93.33 | 96% | 2015-07-09 |
| 6278. | Mato (matoxz) | 93.32 | 97% | 2021-11-01 |
| 6279. | sam (candle4) | 93.32 | 98% | 2021-10-14 |
| 6280. | not your dad (buthee) | 93.32 | 96.3% | 2021-01-31 |
| 6281. | Allergic (1800comcast) | 93.31 | 98% | 2022-10-06 |
| 6282. | Marco (marcomilo) | 93.31 | 95% | 2022-10-10 |
| 6283. | yentup (yentup) | 93.31 | 93% | 2015-12-10 |
| 6284. | new (pookieface) | 93.31 | 97% | 2016-05-08 |
| 6285. | Al Ryan (haldroid) | 93.31 | 97% | 2017-11-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |