So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14739. | Siddhartha (gravito12345) | 77.01 | 97% | 2020-08-25 |
| 14740. | Antti (urquanmaster) | 77.01 | 97% | 2013-05-29 |
| 14741. | 911 (domeier) | 77.01 | 95% | 2012-01-26 |
| 14742. | Sangwoe (alt_00) | 77.00 | 97% | 2023-06-11 |
| 14743. | Rakib (supertypo) | 77.00 | 99% | 2023-04-05 |
| 14744. | BLU (glitterblonde) | 77.00 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 14745. | Danial (dragonslayer240) | 77.00 | 98% | 2017-09-20 |
| 14746. | Joe (qwertyuiop4) | 76.99 | 98% | 2022-10-14 |
| 14747. | Noob (noobtypist) | 76.99 | 89% | 2012-02-29 |
| 14748. | deget (deget) | 76.99 | 95% | 2016-01-28 |
| 14749. | Jaya (vallx) | 76.98 | 95% | 2020-03-17 |
| 14750. | Jake (shadow5253) | 76.97 | 99% | 2022-09-09 |
| 14751. | Ibs (brjoker) | 76.97 | 97% | 2022-02-15 |
| 14752. | Calvin (calvinlours) | 76.97 | 95% | 2021-01-15 |
| 14753. | my (anowouwu) | 76.97 | 97% | 2020-03-11 |
| 14754. | Typing God (itypetoofast) | 76.97 | 92% | 2012-04-10 |
| 14755. | Diego (ihyy) | 76.96 | 94% | 2015-06-05 |
| 14756. | xdom (xdomiino) | 76.96 | 96% | 2021-02-26 |
| 14757. | Tord (extinction1) | 76.96 | 85% | 2013-02-14 |
| 14758. | Romig (romeritto) | 76.96 | 97% | 2017-01-15 |
| 14759. | Bratman (bratman) | 76.96 | 94% | 2013-06-02 |
| 14760. | Amy (bluebluespirit) | 76.96 | — | 2011-02-04 |
| 14761. | Beata (beata111) | 76.95 | 98% | 2021-02-15 |
| 14762. | Skepo (michiishere) | 76.95 | 97% | 2021-08-10 |
| 14763. | Lawson (themessiah46) | 76.95 | 92% | 2017-02-27 |
| 14764. | hinomy (hinomiya) | 76.95 | 95% | 2017-03-07 |
| 14765. | Yan (betterjanek) | 76.94 | 96.1% | 2023-09-28 |
| 14766. | Brody (echo3006) | 76.94 | 99% | 2022-03-25 |
| 14767. | Clew (clewfinger) | 76.94 | 97% | 2022-11-08 |
| 14768. | kkwong (kkwong2003) | 76.94 | 96% | 2021-09-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |