The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11278. | Imran (loverfellow2011) | 86.78 | 97% | 2011-05-19 |
| 11279. | Jovy (divinity) | 86.78 | — | 2009-10-03 |
| 11280. | Kevin (choirdirector30) | 86.78 | 94% | 2011-11-25 |
| 11281. | cabrenna (cabrenna) | 86.77 | 95% | 2021-04-18 |
| 11282. | Erik (esoto91) | 86.77 | 89% | 2015-11-28 |
| 11283. | Release from the pain (abod... | 86.77 | 97.1% | 2023-08-19 |
| 11284. | Brian (dumb_poop) | 86.77 | 97% | 2014-02-02 |
| 11285. | ablert (disaptmnt) | 86.77 | 97% | 2021-09-17 |
| 11286. | ^o^ (thasial) | 86.76 | 97% | 2022-10-13 |
| 11287. | Jack (cloudnine) | 86.76 | — | 2010-01-21 |
| 11288. | adrian (aidsasis) | 86.76 | — | 2010-10-23 |
| 11289. | Heather (hla24) | 86.76 | 96% | 2014-06-23 |
| 11290. | Van (umbala_meo) | 86.76 | 98% | 2012-04-18 |
| 11291. | idell (notidell) | 86.75 | 97% | 2020-10-27 |
| 11292. | Mark (mariktypes) | 86.75 | 95% | 2019-10-13 |
| 11293. | Paul (pk234) | 86.75 | 99% | 2022-11-17 |
| 11294. | EricBoBerrick (erpava) | 86.74 | 94% | 2014-04-21 |
| 11295. | Rai (vegancrossfittervaper) | 86.74 | 98% | 2016-08-03 |
| 11296. | Thusthus (gmdliam) | 86.74 | 98% | 2019-03-25 |
| 11297. | Kiran (kkdatkiran) | 86.74 | 98% | 2023-01-29 |
| 11298. | Blue (blueberkeley) | 86.74 | 97% | 2022-06-09 |
| 11299. | Anika (compass_girl) | 86.74 | 96% | 2020-06-13 |
| 11300. | YellowWizard (dood123) | 86.74 | 95% | 2013-09-13 |
| 11301. | Daniel (daniel629) | 86.73 | 96% | 2019-03-12 |
| 11302. | Stephen (ripefruit) | 86.73 | 93% | 2013-12-11 |
| 11303. | harsh (pastel_snow) | 86.73 | 98% | 2022-09-25 |
| 11304. | Apoorv Singhal (sasuke232) | 86.73 | 96% | 2023-01-20 |
| 11305. | GIGACHAD (coffeeeeee) | 86.73 | 96% | 2021-09-20 |
| 11306. | Anthony (avchen) | 86.73 | 94% | 2015-08-18 |
| 11307. | Alex (dacen) | 86.73 | 97% | 2014-03-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |