So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5610. | (1brian) | 96.55 | 98% | 2022-12-15 |
| 5611. | (nicwin) | 96.55 | 97% | 2022-01-27 |
| 5612. | (trimaster) | 96.55 | 99% | 2013-11-28 |
| 5613. | Preston (lantzer) | 96.55 | 96% | 2016-03-23 |
| 5614. | (cortalos) | 96.54 | 98% | 2017-07-06 |
| 5615. | (ashlie_marie) | 96.54 | 97% | 2014-02-22 |
| 5616. | (sayonarasan) | 96.54 | 98% | 2014-05-09 |
| 5617. | (stropheum) | 96.54 | 93% | 2015-05-19 |
| 5618. | (start_trek1729) | 96.53 | 98% | 2022-03-10 |
| 5619. | (genie336) | 96.53 | 97% | 2022-09-04 |
| 5620. | (iromuanya) | 96.53 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 5621. | (airshield) | 96.53 | 95% | 2013-07-01 |
| 5622. | (bidrift) | 96.52 | 98% | 2022-11-11 |
| 5623. | (saddmun1994) | 96.52 | 98% | 2021-12-11 |
| 5624. | (xmm_jj) | 96.52 | 98% | 2023-01-19 |
| 5625. | Hmm (sironronron) | 96.52 | 95% | 2016-10-06 |
| 5626. | Narut (blowingbubbles) | 96.51 | 99% | 2020-10-31 |
| 5627. | (aliffhakimi) | 96.51 | 98% | 2022-03-23 |
| 5628. | (boinglikeaboss) | 96.50 | 97.5% | 2023-10-23 |
| 5629. | (electronica__) | 96.50 | 98% | 2022-01-23 |
| 5630. | (undefined_particle) | 96.50 | 97% | 2017-03-13 |
| 5631. | Andy Yusuf (twinsgroup) | 96.50 | 95% | 2013-12-07 |
| 5632. | (beavercleaver) | 96.50 | — | 2011-03-06 |
| 5633. | attemptless (attemptless) | 96.49 | 98% | 2021-04-23 |
| 5634. | (applesauce25r624) | 96.48 | 97% | 2014-02-19 |
| 5635. | (redsoxnets5) | 96.48 | 98% | 2014-02-08 |
| 5636. | (ydocakz) | 96.48 | 97% | 2014-06-25 |
| 5637. | (ankush12345) | 96.48 | 91% | 2016-08-28 |
| 5638. | Jordan (pyriz) | 96.47 | 94% | 2016-10-12 |
| 5639. | (nanorek) | 96.47 | 98% | 2022-05-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |