I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10915. | Ray (rayh40) | 84.80 | 97% | 2022-09-07 |
| 10916. | efk (enofk714) | 84.80 | 96% | 2025-06-06 |
| 10917. | Siddharth (siddharthkurnal) | 84.80 | 97% | 2017-12-19 |
| 10918. | Diablox (soloxxlevelingxx) | 84.79 | 97% | 2021-12-31 |
| 10919. | Nikolas (salokin81) | 84.79 | 97% | 2019-08-20 |
| 10920. | Aldar Kose (hkoldas) | 84.79 | 94.5% | 2023-12-11 |
| 10921. | VenInf (veninf) | 84.79 | 96% | 2020-10-05 |
| 10922. | Tyler (kc_chief) | 84.79 | 98% | 2022-09-22 |
| 10923. | Markus (mkh90) | 84.79 | 96% | 2019-11-14 |
| 10924. | Daddy Mac (0317) | 84.79 | 94% | 2016-12-02 |
| 10925. | shadowfell123 (shadowfell123) | 84.78 | 99% | 2025-03-31 |
| 10926. | Isabell (meechingurl) | 84.78 | 98% | 2023-08-09 |
| 10927. | Simon (wizard_sheep) | 84.78 | 97% | 2021-08-05 |
| 10928. | David (cmagic_f) | 84.78 | 97% | 2020-08-30 |
| 10929. | A (ag2718) | 84.78 | 97% | 2020-11-25 |
| 10930. | Blender (taktisy) | 84.78 | 95% | 2015-09-11 |
| 10931. | Isaac (typingcringesmurf) | 84.77 | 98% | 2026-01-30 |
| 10932. | Ahmed Hanafy (ahmedhnafy) | 84.77 | 97% | 2025-06-17 |
| 10933. | Thomas (toemah) | 84.77 | 97% | 2020-01-17 |
| 10934. | noms (bloopdaferd) | 84.77 | 99% | 2022-08-10 |
| 10935. | Hagen (hagenlee) | 84.77 | 98% | 2020-12-07 |
| 10936. | Ahmet (imamocrat) | 84.77 | 97% | 2021-06-22 |
| 10937. | Kelan (kelanwu17) | 84.76 | 98% | 2022-03-31 |
| 10938. | Mark (nighthawk510) | 84.76 | 95.9% | 2023-09-15 |
| 10939. | Emmet (contrambulance) | 84.76 | 97% | 2021-02-08 |
| 10940. | ottuba (ottuba) | 84.76 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
| 10941. | Cyclo (cycloglobin) | 84.76 | 96% | 2015-08-13 |
| 10942. | Pun (puntypes) | 84.76 | 97% | 2016-11-22 |
| 10943. | Yuma (el_yuma) | 84.75 | 99% | 2025-02-28 |
| 10944. | ItsKevin (kwilz) | 84.75 | 97.5% | 2024-06-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |