So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30443. | Praveen (prvnsmpth) | 51.76 | 92% | 2014-02-16 |
| 30444. | Krystian (toofatforthat) | 51.75 | 95% | 2023-07-25 |
| 30445. | Morris (morrisaylwin) | 51.75 | 94% | 2012-08-19 |
| 30446. | joseph (jdel) | 51.74 | 95% | 2021-04-28 |
| 30447. | Sunil (sunilthecodder) | 51.74 | 95.6% | 2023-09-10 |
| 30448. | mike (tonbae) | 51.74 | 93% | 2021-03-15 |
| 30449. | IISJ (smoothmofo) | 51.74 | 96% | 2018-05-30 |
| 30450. | rope (petarb) | 51.74 | — | 2009-09-15 |
| 30451. | Damir (damirados) | 51.74 | 91% | 2014-12-15 |
| 30452. | benimaru (benimaru) | 51.73 | 95% | 2011-12-14 |
| 30453. | nezz (nezzlynn) | 51.73 | — | 2010-01-27 |
| 30454. | jimmy (zarrock00) | 51.73 | — | 2010-09-26 |
| 30455. | Froggy (froggy) | 51.73 | — | 2008-09-23 |
| 30456. | JJSky (jjsky) | 51.72 | 85% | 2014-02-13 |
| 30457. | Liem (zfantasy) | 51.72 | — | 2008-08-30 |
| 30458. | Jack (851747) | 51.72 | 96% | 2018-12-20 |
| 30459. | XMehdi01 (taher_el_mehdi) | 51.71 | 94% | 2022-10-23 |
| 30460. | Hawkeye (hakeye007) | 51.71 | 96.6% | 2023-08-02 |
| 30461. | Marlo (the_law_ph) | 51.71 | 91.5% | 2021-01-28 |
| 30462. | Organsland (organsland) | 51.71 | 97% | 2022-12-25 |
| 30463. | Inferendum (bloonchipper) | 51.71 | 92% | 2021-02-21 |
| 30464. | Alfred (bexxed999) | 51.71 | 95% | 2015-09-30 |
| 30465. | mugurel (dobrogeanum) | 51.71 | 94% | 2016-01-07 |
| 30466. | Heather (starzin) | 51.71 | — | 2008-12-04 |
| 30467. | Christian (chri97i9) | 51.71 | 82% | 2015-08-21 |
| 30468. | Shelby (sh3lbe) | 51.70 | 97% | 2022-12-30 |
| 30469. | Jakob (sgtpxxl) | 51.70 | 93% | 2016-11-30 |
| 30470. | kamille arc (parappa01) | 51.70 | 95.6% | 2023-09-14 |
| 30471. | Supernova (binayakch90) | 51.70 | 89% | 2013-07-22 |
| 30472. | Jackson (jackofallspades) | 51.70 | 95.9% | 2021-02-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |