Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34050. | Radu (rdrnd) | 45.89 | 94.1% | 2021-02-08 |
| 34051. | Nesya (nununesya) | 45.89 | 96% | 2013-04-16 |
| 34052. | Sasicha (sasichfaii) | 45.89 | 97% | 2020-10-16 |
| 34053. | Paraducks (sras208) | 45.88 | 95% | 2022-09-29 |
| 34054. | Shakar (shakar_the_taker) | 45.88 | 94.4% | 2023-10-08 |
| 34055. | muhammad yasin (yasinkhan) | 45.88 | 96% | 2022-12-06 |
| 34056. | Barti (moszok) | 45.88 | 88% | 2015-07-29 |
| 34057. | atamolea (atamolea) | 45.88 | 97% | 2021-02-18 |
| 34058. | jihoon007 (jihoon007) | 45.88 | 98% | 2021-07-12 |
| 34059. | Guest (guest_00) | 45.88 | 94.1% | 2021-01-29 |
| 34060. | Forrest (asgore) | 45.88 | 94% | 2016-09-27 |
| 34061. | Akshita (akshita_agarwal) | 45.87 | 96% | 2021-05-04 |
| 34062. | Tufail (khan0445) | 45.87 | 97% | 2020-12-21 |
| 34063. | Sabrina (banana2) | 45.87 | — | 2009-04-19 |
| 34064. | Steve (winaymarka) | 45.87 | — | 2009-11-17 |
| 34065. | isabel (agata500) | 45.87 | — | 2009-06-05 |
| 34066. | Blood (bloodmesh) | 45.86 | 93% | 2014-09-08 |
| 34067. | samuel (blackhawk1928) | 45.86 | 93% | 2018-03-27 |
| 34068. | Hung (trinhhungfischer) | 45.86 | 94% | 2022-12-04 |
| 34069. | itzaino (itzaino) | 45.86 | 95% | 2021-09-22 |
| 34070. | mak (urhg66) | 45.86 | 85% | 2017-05-05 |
| 34071. | Leah (ward_leah) | 45.86 | 90% | 2012-08-27 |
| 34072. | Who's that (slowracer89) | 45.86 | 94% | 2016-02-22 |
| 34073. | abksabermaster (abksabermas... | 45.85 | 92% | 2019-08-30 |
| 34074. | michael (mlam10293) | 45.85 | 90% | 2015-12-26 |
| 34075. | Rookie (thomasandfriends) | 45.85 | 95% | 2019-09-22 |
| 34076. | tstats[manuelnara] (manueln... | 45.85 | 94% | 2022-12-26 |
| 34077. | reena (reenasmart21) | 45.85 | 94% | 2022-06-08 |
| 34078. | Renan (mof0) | 45.85 | 95% | 2015-03-12 |
| 34079. | Sam (reason650) | 45.85 | 92% | 2017-10-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |