So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31912. | Pulkit (pulkitrohan) | 49.38 | 92% | 2013-09-22 |
| 31913. | MrModulux (mrmodulux) | 49.38 | 84% | 2014-11-25 |
| 31914. | Derek (yellow_man) | 49.38 | 93% | 2019-01-14 |
| 31915. | hello (daff123) | 49.37 | 91% | 2012-10-13 |
| 31916. | Robert (nightcereal) | 49.36 | 95% | 2022-02-25 |
| 31917. | Miko (kingstyles) | 49.36 | 94% | 2017-08-25 |
| 31918. | memo (m3mo) | 49.36 | 96% | 2023-04-28 |
| 31919. | even (lik141) | 49.36 | 94% | 2016-05-23 |
| 31920. | khon (tropelet) | 49.36 | — | 2010-03-30 |
| 31921. | Rakha (raka_w) | 49.36 | 96% | 2013-01-18 |
| 31922. | Gio (30_wpm_avg) | 49.35 | 92% | 2016-02-09 |
| 31923. | Valerie (valmartinez8) | 49.35 | 95% | 2018-04-28 |
| 31924. | dozent (1985dozent) | 49.35 | 95% | 2021-05-05 |
| 31925. | Rascasse (razcazze) | 49.35 | 95% | 2023-05-18 |
| 31926. | nguyen (nhukhuong) | 49.35 | 96% | 2014-06-02 |
| 31927. | wilkins (wilkins) | 49.35 | — | 2008-10-03 |
| 31928. | Blood (bloodmesh) | 49.34 | 92% | 2016-07-29 |
| 31929. | Rajat (arakanfudo) | 49.34 | 97% | 2021-11-02 |
| 31930. | Kevin (kevinkevin) | 49.34 | — | 2010-09-11 |
| 31931. | Tremo (ahmedtremo) | 49.34 | 96% | 2017-10-20 |
| 31932. | Lee (tiannamygod2724) | 49.34 | 95% | 2018-03-26 |
| 31933. | shuv (shuv) | 49.34 | — | 2009-01-06 |
| 31934. | Jessica (jess022) | 49.33 | 97% | 2013-11-18 |
| 31935. | Jxsonl (jxsonl) | 49.33 | 90% | 2012-10-19 |
| 31936. | Samuel (xx_phyzik_xx) | 49.33 | 92% | 2018-03-19 |
| 31937. | Brandon (magicman1358) | 49.33 | 85% | 2012-07-03 |
| 31938. | Kaye (kakai) | 49.33 | — | 2009-05-22 |
| 31939. | Adreanna (anmendoza2010) | 49.33 | 96% | 2018-09-21 |
| 31940. | lucas (uaii) | 49.33 | 96% | 2015-04-21 |
| 31941. | Roberta (roberta80) | 49.33 | 91% | 2013-09-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |