So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2851. | ȿmurɠ (smurgus) | 108.45 | 92% | 2013-03-25 |
| 2852. | Ciprian (cippo) | 108.45 | 98% | 2017-09-26 |
| 2853. | cesar (cecerhcp) | 108.44 | 94% | 2014-05-15 |
| 2854. | Andre (sheepathon) | 108.44 | 92% | 2014-07-20 |
| 2855. | Qui (quipwn) | 108.44 | 91% | 2013-08-22 |
| 2856. | Barry (barrydeen) | 108.44 | 98% | 2012-05-12 |
| 2857. | Hùng (hungnp) | 108.43 | 99% | 2011-06-24 |
| 2858. | dp (dpzz) | 108.43 | 99% | 2013-06-01 |
| 2859. | LSJ (shyugi) | 108.42 | — | 2008-12-04 |
| 2860. | Storm (stormoak144) | 108.39 | 92% | 2014-11-20 |
| 2861. | krwong11 (krwong11) | 108.39 | 98% | 2022-02-19 |
| 2862. | Chris (contraz) | 108.38 | 89% | 2012-10-03 |
| 2863. | AxiomDestroyer (axiomdestro... | 108.38 | 98% | 2021-11-24 |
| 2864. | Anonymouse (anonymouse) | 108.38 | — | 2009-07-09 |
| 2865. | BJ (bc_gator14) | 108.37 | — | 2009-11-11 |
| 2866. | Vijanden. (vijanden) | 108.36 | 98% | 2023-07-04 |
| 2867. | Roach (roachman) | 108.35 | 98% | 2016-02-04 |
| 2868. | blobs (blobsplop) | 108.35 | 94% | 2016-08-03 |
| 2869. | Grosh (groshgoratz) | 108.34 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
| 2870. | Sundae (lazysundae) | 108.34 | 92% | 2016-03-22 |
| 2871. | Niel (ohheyitsniel) | 108.33 | 97% | 2013-07-16 |
| 2872. | Ayush (bravoayush87) | 108.33 | 95% | 2013-04-26 |
| 2873. | CJ (bighiest) | 108.32 | 99% | 2023-03-27 |
| 2874. | distractedDriver (12_stout_... | 108.31 | 99% | 2022-06-23 |
| 2875. | D4RW1N (dardotinfo) | 108.31 | 98% | 2016-03-30 |
| 2876. | Dirk (hobarey) | 108.30 | 98% | 2018-02-04 |
| 2877. | tangjm5 (tangjm5) | 108.29 | 98% | 2021-04-30 |
| 2878. | Kristina (pt_cpt) | 108.29 | — | 2008-12-13 |
| 2879. | vegan (vegantank) | 108.28 | 98% | 2014-11-04 |
| 2880. | Buddy (lucedes27) | 108.28 | 97% | 2021-11-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |