I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9241. | Ash (emberfool) | 91.19 | 96% | 2018-03-28 |
| 9242. | John (johnjitsu) | 91.19 | 99% | 2024-04-03 |
| 9243. | Patrick (patrickb25) | 91.19 | 99% | 2018-02-15 |
| 9244. | David (dungeonsiege) | 91.19 | 98% | 2021-05-29 |
| 9245. | izzy (isobelalternate) | 91.18 | 100% | 2021-08-13 |
| 9246. | Seth (pinexd) | 91.17 | 98.8% | 2024-06-16 |
| 9247. | Kiran (kkdatkiran) | 91.17 | 98% | 2025-04-22 |
| 9248. | Othmane (boumediane1) | 91.17 | 98.8% | 2023-09-23 |
| 9249. | jason (powpowpow5) | 91.17 | 97% | 2022-10-09 |
| 9250. | Shree (shreejo) | 91.17 | 98.2% | 2023-12-14 |
| 9251. | Dele (delenit0r) | 91.17 | 97% | 2023-10-15 |
| 9252. | iTay (mengleten) | 91.17 | 98% | 2022-02-02 |
| 9253. | huacheng (fallingfeather) | 91.17 | 97% | 2021-05-16 |
| 9254. | Bryan (sonar90s) | 91.17 | 98% | 2018-09-06 |
| 9255. | Marco (astroqueen) | 91.17 | 97% | 2019-02-28 |
| 9256. | Grand Magus (aimtiaz20) | 91.16 | 99% | 2019-07-11 |
| 9257. | blobfish (blobfishk) | 91.15 | 96.6% | 2024-01-17 |
| 9258. | Warren (iwarren) | 91.14 | 97% | 2020-04-15 |
| 9259. | MAD (greeny3003) | 91.14 | 97% | 2017-02-21 |
| 9260. | Lirei (lirei) | 91.14 | 97% | 2021-09-01 |
| 9261. | Norton (pajj) | 91.14 | 99% | 2017-01-20 |
| 9262. | J (yunatan) | 91.13 | 98% | 2023-09-12 |
| 9263. | cozy (cozy_c) | 91.13 | 97% | 2025-06-10 |
| 9264. | CallMeSaul (sussytypist) | 91.13 | 97% | 2023-02-01 |
| 9265. | smq (_smq) | 91.13 | 97% | 2020-08-11 |
| 9266. | Leopold (leopold_cxix) | 91.13 | 99% | 2019-03-25 |
| 9267. | Soter (nestoh) | 91.12 | 98% | 2019-02-28 |
| 9268. | sasmit_qwerty (sasmit_neogi) | 91.12 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
| 9269. | June (slap_yo_granma_fast) | 91.11 | 99% | 2023-03-19 |
| 9270. | Rodrigo (rodgodkiller) | 91.11 | 98.2% | 2024-06-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |