So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8125. | Jared (j_rad) | 90.00 | 96% | 2012-01-06 |
| 8126. | Paul (paulgrob) | 89.99 | 94% | 2014-08-26 |
| 8127. | Frank (drummajor) | 89.99 | 98% | 2018-08-28 |
| 8128. | Flambo (hapaz7king) | 89.98 | 97% | 2022-10-30 |
| 8129. | Pingbang (pbb_want_to_sleep) | 89.98 | 98.8% | 2021-02-18 |
| 8130. | 🐐 (auaomamm) | 89.98 | 98% | 2021-06-24 |
| 8131. | Scott (sisyphus) | 89.98 | 94% | 2016-06-27 |
| 8132. | Grilled (grilleddonions) | 89.97 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
| 8133. | dewg0ng (dewg0ng) | 89.97 | 85% | 2014-10-30 |
| 8134. | . (printsmorgan) | 89.97 | 95% | 2020-02-11 |
| 8135. | serk (sherp_68) | 89.97 | — | 2009-10-12 |
| 8136. | Andy (andyyu) | 89.97 | 92% | 2014-12-02 |
| 8137. | Edard (edardstark) | 89.96 | 98% | 2018-03-30 |
| 8138. | thuc (thucdx) | 89.96 | 96% | 2013-09-28 |
| 8139. | Ryan (r_b_tessier) | 89.96 | 95% | 2012-11-04 |
| 8140. | Piotr (pitoko) | 89.96 | — | 2010-05-09 |
| 8141. | Chris (sirchristoffvonbjergen) | 89.95 | 97% | 2022-04-23 |
| 8142. | Chinmay (chinmay_jangid) | 89.95 | 98% | 2014-12-21 |
| 8143. | brrr (brrr) | 89.95 | 98% | 2014-10-17 |
| 8144. | Igor (brezerk) | 89.95 | — | 2010-11-18 |
| 8145. | Alejandro (blizzr) | 89.95 | 93% | 2012-12-25 |
| 8146. | flaming (zbloom) | 89.94 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
| 8147. | bcity (bcity4) | 89.94 | 98% | 2015-05-05 |
| 8148. | Zeeshan (zeeshan13) | 89.93 | 97% | 2021-06-21 |
| 8149. | Sagi (sagi73) | 89.93 | 99% | 2021-10-31 |
| 8150. | kemp (imnotflamez) | 89.92 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
| 8151. | Nim (nimkl) | 89.92 | 95% | 2015-08-10 |
| 8152. | Gabriel (casadogg) | 89.92 | 98% | 2022-04-22 |
| 8153. | Sim (luckytosnort) | 89.92 | 93% | 2012-01-16 |
| 8154. | Frischer Salat (frischersalat) | 89.92 | — | 2010-04-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |