So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18517. | (oldmcfarlane) | 70.18 | — | 2009-06-01 |
| 18518. | delilah18 (delilah18) | 70.18 | — | 2010-11-27 |
| 18519. | (neitrui) | 70.17 | 95% | 2016-12-15 |
| 18520. | olololololol (pelel) | 70.17 | 95% | 2022-05-02 |
| 18521. | Jose (jmagcalas) | 70.17 | 98% | 2022-07-14 |
| 18522. | martin (martin642) | 70.17 | 98% | 2022-05-13 |
| 18523. | (argus6031) | 70.17 | 94% | 2019-12-23 |
| 18524. | Hessi (hessijames) | 70.17 | 97% | 2018-03-19 |
| 18525. | (rand10) | 70.17 | 88% | 2014-05-24 |
| 18526. | (pearlymarcey) | 70.17 | — | 2010-12-20 |
| 18527. | (hargreaves) | 70.17 | 96% | 2018-09-10 |
| 18528. | (freesubs) | 70.16 | 97% | 2015-09-18 |
| 18529. | Boo_layout_noob (boolayoutn... | 70.16 | 99% | 2022-11-15 |
| 18530. | Marios1Gr (marios1gr) | 70.16 | 94% | 2021-09-15 |
| 18531. | (coletrain_) | 70.16 | 94% | 2021-02-09 |
| 18532. | (pbev) | 70.16 | 89% | 2017-02-01 |
| 18533. | (laytopotato) | 70.15 | 96% | 2023-01-28 |
| 18534. | (nrhicks11) | 70.15 | 95% | 2019-06-19 |
| 18535. | (ncs1020) | 70.15 | 96% | 2021-12-27 |
| 18536. | Blizzard (blizzardwindx) | 70.15 | 97% | 2020-07-10 |
| 18537. | (fangkailim) | 70.15 | 92% | 2014-08-22 |
| 18538. | (a_bhimany_u) | 70.14 | 97% | 2022-05-06 |
| 18539. | (cwr_sej) | 70.14 | 96% | 2022-04-30 |
| 18540. | (eggboii) | 70.14 | 98% | 2023-04-28 |
| 18541. | Kunal (boomlion) | 70.14 | 96.6% | 2023-10-14 |
| 18542. | (chilikorven) | 70.14 | 97% | 2017-06-05 |
| 18543. | (tushar23651) | 70.14 | 97% | 2022-04-15 |
| 18544. | (t3firefox99) | 70.14 | 94% | 2016-03-18 |
| 18545. | Case (sauceman6913) | 70.14 | 97% | 2019-08-29 |
| 18546. | (junior174) | 70.14 | 96% | 2012-01-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |