The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16644. | Racist (veryproracer) | 77.94 | 96.6% | 2024-06-25 |
| 16645. | . (speed1x) | 77.94 | 97% | 2022-12-06 |
| 16646. | Jagger (jaggerextreme) | 77.94 | 97% | 2022-05-29 |
| 16647. | sako (zzzxxx) | 77.94 | 97% | 2025-06-14 |
| 16648. | lag (wompywomp) | 77.94 | 98% | 2021-03-22 |
| 16649. | Nana Kwame (papa_elbee) | 77.94 | 93% | 2021-06-04 |
| 16650. | Kiasha (kylerxum) | 77.94 | 96% | 2021-08-09 |
| 16651. | Harry (itzjustharry) | 77.93 | 97% | 2024-10-31 |
| 16652. | Taras (gavair) | 77.93 | 96.7% | 2024-06-20 |
| 16653. | ChaosNuggets (chaosnuggets) | 77.93 | 95% | 2021-04-12 |
| 16654. | Erin (magicgirl__) | 77.93 | 97% | 2025-03-06 |
| 16655. | MuffinMike (muffinmike) | 77.93 | 97% | 2021-11-28 |
| 16656. | Rackio (rackiog1) | 77.93 | 98% | 2018-07-06 |
| 16657. | MaEn (maen) | 77.93 | 95% | 2012-04-02 |
| 16658. | Crashie (exploiter911) | 77.93 | 96% | 2017-07-20 |
| 16659. | Chong (chongkim) | 77.93 | 97% | 2015-03-25 |
| 16660. | prince vik (aviknavaara) | 77.92 | 97% | 2025-02-12 |
| 16661. | BrayDude (utxoninja) | 77.92 | 97% | 2024-07-03 |
| 16662. | Bryce (bryce4) | 77.92 | 96% | 2021-11-23 |
| 16663. | Tethron (tethron) | 77.92 | 96.9% | 2024-12-09 |
| 16664. | Chris (blixomaster) | 77.92 | 97% | 2024-06-20 |
| 16665. | Age (anarod1223) | 77.92 | 99% | 2024-04-09 |
| 16666. | FE (feluso) | 77.92 | 96% | 2022-06-14 |
| 16667. | Argo (arks200) | 77.92 | 96% | 2020-02-12 |
| 16668. | Daniel (littleredbear97) | 77.92 | 98.5% | 2023-12-12 |
| 16669. | kai (master_kai) | 77.92 | 98% | 2013-08-30 |
| 16670. | Sean (redcastle16) | 77.91 | 99% | 2025-06-05 |
| 16671. | DeadEye (mohammadrramis) | 77.91 | 97% | 2024-07-08 |
| 16672. | earlgreyyy (earlgreyy) | 77.91 | 97% | 2024-05-19 |
| 16673. | bingcheng45 (bingcheng45) | 77.91 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |