As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
7402. | sc5 (smart_coder5) | 89.94 | 99.3% | 2024-11-23 |
7403. | Kirin (emptomatoketchup) | 89.94 | 97% | 2022-06-18 |
7404. | Jesse (jebug29) | 89.94 | 98% | 2020-03-07 |
7405. | Cj (phexxy) | 89.94 | 92% | 2015-12-22 |
7406. | Anthony (sp333dy) | 89.93 | 98% | 2021-06-23 |
7407. | Okayish (crappytyper) | 89.93 | 98% | 2017-10-06 |
7408. | crewx123 (crewx123) | 89.92 | 98% | 2022-02-19 |
7409. | BigHoss6969 (bighoss6969) | 89.92 | 98% | 2024-08-08 |
7410. | toki_crush (boom_51) | 89.92 | 96% | 2016-03-08 |
7411. | SD (nologen) | 89.91 | 97% | 2015-10-11 |
7412. | Claudio (tato41) | 89.91 | 97% | 2025-03-19 |
7413. | Justin (justin4101) | 89.91 | 97% | 2021-02-01 |
7414. | Akuma (katanoshi) | 89.91 | 96% | 2022-05-03 |
7415. | potato (derpsaur99) | 89.91 | 98.9% | 2021-02-10 |
7416. | Angry (angrysanta) | 89.91 | 96.7% | 2024-09-07 |
7417. | Just a potato (quocbinhgt3007) | 89.90 | 95.8% | 2023-11-07 |
7418. | Abhishek (abhishekarnold) | 89.89 | 98.8% | 2023-12-08 |
7419. | Jason (bliuejay) | 89.89 | 99% | 2020-07-09 |
7420. | Akribane (masterpiggy131) | 89.89 | 97% | 2023-04-25 |
7421. | Joshua (yeahacked) | 89.89 | 97% | 2021-03-08 |
7422. | Uros (uroskrunic1988) | 89.89 | 97.6% | 2021-02-05 |
7423. | Ramsey (tackheads) | 89.89 | 96% | 2022-06-26 |
7424. | Carrie (bccwjf7) | 89.89 | 100% | 2020-03-09 |
7425. | La (rednecksican) | 89.88 | 98% | 2022-10-18 |
7426. | B (batyrn) | 89.88 | 100% | 2019-04-03 |
7427. | deicius (vantaclock) | 89.88 | 96.5% | 2021-02-10 |
7428. | Peppito (peppito) | 89.88 | 92% | 2016-05-30 |
7429. | garrett (garrettguy457) | 89.88 | 96% | 2015-12-25 |
7430. | King (adrew99@live.com) | 89.87 | 97% | 2021-08-15 |
7431. | Jude (jrrr_r) | 89.87 | 98.4% | 2023-10-22 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |