So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18291. | Soumyajeet (s0umyajeet) | 71.09 | 97.1% | 2021-02-06 |
| 18292. | Tran (tranngocduong) | 71.09 | 97% | 2015-03-25 |
| 18293. | LuckyKaloo (luckykaloo) | 71.08 | 96% | 2021-02-28 |
| 18294. | fay (ranner66) | 71.08 | 98% | 2022-08-12 |
| 18295. | Nathan (dildar_the_alien) | 71.08 | 97% | 2020-06-09 |
| 18296. | Bryan (turles) | 71.08 | — | 2011-01-26 |
| 18297. | Grem (grem) | 71.08 | 91% | 2015-03-24 |
| 18298. | Kenneth (kenesu) | 71.08 | — | 2010-03-29 |
| 18299. | Machine (guldan) | 71.08 | 97% | 2018-03-02 |
| 18300. | TANEdos (tanedos) | 71.07 | 96% | 2018-05-10 |
| 18301. | Ben (piggymacbook) | 71.07 | 96% | 2022-09-18 |
| 18302. | Guna Sekhar (gunreddi) | 71.07 | 97% | 2021-05-16 |
| 18303. | Timothy xd (timothylph) | 71.07 | 90% | 2016-11-11 |
| 18304. | Rafael (rsdourado) | 71.07 | 96% | 2019-11-21 |
| 18305. | DQ (dqtri) | 71.07 | — | 2010-05-20 |
| 18306. | Caraziness (caraziness) | 71.07 | 91% | 2013-09-28 |
| 18307. | Chaoui (chaoui) | 71.06 | 96% | 2022-07-20 |
| 18308. | venusian2 (venusian2) | 71.06 | 97% | 2023-06-28 |
| 18309. | whough (williamhough) | 71.06 | 96% | 2021-06-17 |
| 18310. | Ian (pickleweasel948) | 71.06 | 98% | 2021-01-17 |
| 18311. | H@HA (rubyguru) | 71.06 | 96% | 2017-10-14 |
| 18312. | Alaric (doctoralaric) | 71.06 | 95% | 2021-08-07 |
| 18313. | Blist (blist) | 71.06 | 96% | 2021-04-08 |
| 18314. | ammbot (ammbot) | 71.06 | 91% | 2014-04-26 |
| 18315. | Wayne (bachi95) | 71.06 | 99% | 2013-04-14 |
| 18316. | Ric (drrz) | 71.06 | 93% | 2014-04-22 |
| 18317. | Grant (grantb409) | 71.06 | — | 2011-01-07 |
| 18318. | Theo (thefatninja) | 71.06 | 92% | 2012-12-28 |
| 18319. | Lemon (stealthdude) | 71.06 | 87% | 2016-10-12 |
| 18320. | Manuel (manguy0705) | 71.06 | 89% | 2016-08-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |